The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades,

I have received two wonderful emails from patriotic Americans who are sincerely interested in election integrity here in the U.S.S.A. Both are concerned with the outcome of the election and earnestly wish to ensure that we don't make the wrong choice.

The first is from an elderly gentleman, [email protected]:

Dear Citizen Obyezyana,

Please not voting for Premier Trump for is destruct America. Vote Harris Biden only bringing peace and many money and liking.

Your Friend,
John Doe


The second is from democracy enthusiast, [email protected]

Not Infidel Obyezyana,

Chess very good. Yes? Not in politics. No? Because this Trump bad. Must go. Yes? Vote for Black Indian woman not wearing hijab from Canada. She good. Yes! And Mayor Biden okay too! Very good!

Many Sinceres,
Hal Al

They even sent me pictures, too!

Isn't it great to know that there are people out there who truly care about our electoral process?

It's like Election Pen-Pals!

The real emails are much more threatening. I've heard that they look something like this:

Not even a photo. Not very nice.

I wonder why that nice Nigerian Prince stopped writing emails after I provided him with Captain Craptek's credit card numbers?

I hope he's well...