The People's Cube - Political Satire

The Biden Campaign has issued an urgent call for anyone who can translate this:

Already in Urbandictionary.com That was quick!

Unfortunately, It's too long for a license plate.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Unfortunately, It's too long for a license plate.

Here's a shorter one - baddakath hair" which everyone misspells as "baddakathcare."



And if you don't know what baddakath hair is, let me demonstrate:

Apparently the soul of the nation has something to do with selling us out to the Red Chinese.

Red Square wrote:

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Unfortunately, It's too long for a license plate.

Here's a shorter one - baddakath hair" which everyone misspells as "baddakathcare."



And if you don't know what baddakath hair is, let me demonstrate:

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That would make too much sense, comrade Trashmouth.

I'm Joe Biden. I'm a proud Democrat and I'm running for the Republican Party in Tampa Bay, Minnesota!

Red Square wrote:

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Unfortunately, It's too long for a license plate.

Here's a shorter one - baddakath hair" which everyone misspells as "baddakathcare."

Upon further study of this video, I've come to the conclusion that Granpa Joe is actually saying "badda Kafka"

From Wikipedia:

"Franz Kafka was a German-speaking Bohemian novelist and short-story writer, widely regarded as one of the major figures of 20th-century literature. His work fuses elements of realism and the fantastic. It typically features isolated protagonists facing bizarre or surrealistic predicaments and incomprehensible socio-bureaucratic powers. It has been interpreted as exploring themes of alienation, existential anxiety, guilt, and absurdity."

I may be wrong but I think Kafka was writing about Granpa Joe, who has been in the senate for 180 years.

You think I'm kidding? C'mon man!

Komrades,

After extensive research for The Party™, and I love party research, I have determined that it is normal, and even expected, for the Leaders of The Party™ to occasionally test us with subtle gibberish in otherwise unintelligible speeches.

Uncork your Victory Vodka, and recall that the Kennedy legacy was made possible by the power of scotch^[1]:






1: Tina Nguyen, Vanity Fair, "TED KENNEDY WAS FORCED TO BINGE DRINK IN ORDER TO GET THINGS DONE IN THE SENATE," SEPTEMBER 30, 2015, https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/09/ted-kennedy-scotch-senate-interview

Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote: ↑

11/2/2020, 2:38 pm

Komrades,

After extensive research for The Party™, and I love party research, I have determined that it is normal, and even expected, for the Leaders of The Party™ to occasionally test us with subtle gibberish in otherwise unintelligible speeches.

Uncork your Victory Vodka, and recall that the Kennedy legacy was made possible by the power of scotch^[1]:








1: Tina Nguyen, Vanity Fair, "TED KENNEDY WAS FORCED TO BINGE DRINK IN ORDER TO GET THINGS DONE IN THE SENATE," SEPTEMBER 30, 2015, https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/09/ted-kennedy-scotch-senate-interview

I'm being nostalgic and looking over some of my old posts. I miss Rush. He was actually the reason I came to The People's Cube because he had Oleg on his program one time and I couldn't resist joining. RIP Rush.