11/8/2020, 4:13 am
Comrades, the Current Truth™ has been updated. It is now patently absurd to suggest that any organisation - foreign or domestic - could influence the elections. The mere suggestion of such a thing happening shows that you are a mentally ill conspiracy theorist in need of urgent government healthcare. Literally nobody sane would do that.
It would be really sad if these Trump supporters (spit, spit) would spend the next four years organising a "resistance" or refusing to accept the election results. I mean, nobody who loves the country would do that right? Right?
Memory holes will be placed at your disposal at the local party headquarters and in public squares. Kommissars will go from door to door to confirm that the following items are destroyed by all politically correct households:
- placards protesting election interference by Putin
- T-shirts saying "not my president"
- propaganda material calling for a coup against the previous president (spit, spit)
- anything that refers to the 2000 and 2016 elections being "stolen"
- flyers about "resistance" against the government
- text messages to your FBI or CIA coworkers about "insurance policies" against the new administration
- riot gear and baseball bats used to protest elected officials and governments
- more placards about Putin stealing elections
- texts suggesting the system is "rigged" and systemically racist (the system is perfect now)
- anything that refers to Fox news; they served their purpose and can now be disbanded
