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The dowdiest-looking person since Moochelle O. becomes the unworthy cover girl of yet another fascism fashion magazine.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:The dowdiest-looking person since Moochelle O. becomes the unworthy cover girl of yet another fascism fashion magazine.

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Why "dowdy"? See how neatly she has tied her shoelaces. (Or how well she has trained her maid to tie her shoelaces.) She will surely tie up America just as neatly, no?

RedDiaperette wrote:

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:The dowdiest-looking person since Moochelle O. becomes the unworthy cover girl of yet another fascism fashion magazine.

Demagogue2.jpg

Why "dowdy"? See how neatly she has tied her shoelaces. (Or how well she has trained her maid to tie her shoelaces.) She will surely tie up America just as neatly, no?

Not maid. Unpaid intern with option for lifetime employment.

Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote:

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:The dowdiest-looking person since Moochelle O. becomes the unworthy cover girl of yet another fascism fashion magazine.

Demagogue2.jpg

Why "dowdy"? See how neatly she has tied her shoelaces. (Or how well she has trained her maid to tie her shoelaces.) She will surely tie up America just as neatly, no?

Not maid. Unpaid intern with option for lifetime employment.

Yes! Yes! Yes! To ALL the above.

First Beauty must be destroyed in the furtherance of Communism. First Lady's like Melania, with their smoldering supermodel looks sell class items in slick glossy ads featured in Vogue that only Russian Oligarchs can afford. This is why beauty must be destroyed.

Second, Ellen DeGeneres often wears unpaid intern laced up and tied high tops. Ellen DeGeneres ran a toxic work environment. Ergo, Kamaladowdy, is sending the subliminal message of anti-beautiful to reverse the SuperModel hotness of Melania which can make the readers of Vogue at least dream of purchasing beautiful, hand crafted, luxury items above their oligarchy station in life, while wearing unpaid intern laced and tied high tops that only a toxic, ugly, work environment could provide.

Toxic is so "in" right now, and that's pure Communist Nirvana.

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Frumpy rhymes with "TRUMPy" this must be reichwing astroturf dog-whistle.

I denounce your thoughtcrime.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Frumpy rhymes with "TRUMPy" this must be reichwing astroturf dog-whistle.
I denounce your thoughtcrime.

And I denounce your denouncement because it's shabby, which rhymes with scabby, and a scab is a person who won't go on strike for a union, and union almost rhymes with onion, which has many layers yet is unified, much like the USSA and its People, which rhymes with steeple, which is a pinnacle––and one can never reach the pinnacle of the Party with lazy thinking, mischievous denouncements and villainous accusations of thoughtcrime.

You see, Comrade––good, solid Socialist logic easily deconstructs even the weakest of strong arguments.

Needs more boob belt

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
And I denounce your denouncement because it's shabby, which rhymes with scabby, and a scab is a person who won't go on strike for a union, and union almost rhymes with onion, which has many layers yet is unified, much like the USSA and its People, which rhymes with steeple, which is a pinnacle––and one can never reach the pinnacle of the Party with lazy thinking, mischievous denouncements and villainous accusations of thoughtcrime.

You see, Comrade––good, solid Socialist logic easily deconstructs even the weakest of strong arguments.

Nope. I never saw that coming. I'll get my shovel, save me some standing space in the boxcar...