The People's Cube - Political Satire

Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, and Napoleon Bonaparte attend Joe Biden's inauguration. They look at the heavy military presence, the FBI agents watching the crowd, and a mob of media reporters.

"If only I had this military," says Alexander, "I would've conquered the world."
"If only I had this FBI," says Caesar, "they wouldn't have dared backstab me in the Senate."
"If only I had this media," says Napoleon, "no one would ever know I'd lost the battle of Waterloo."




This used to be a Soviet joke about a military parade in Moscow, but Soviet jokes are now becoming American reality.

Did Prague and DC switch time and place while the tanks were rollin' in?

I liked this joke so much, I took a picture of it.

[img]/images/Meme_Caesar_Napoleon_Biden_Inauguration.jpg[/img]

Not many more than those three attended.

This is what 80 million votes looks like? -

https://thenationalpulse.com/breaking/t ... mpty-pics/

Fear not, Comrade Margaret. The cheering masses will be in place when Premier Biden accepts his Nobel Prizes for world peace (having done nothing, thats just the rules), and curing the Covid pandemic. Don't be the first to stop cheering, we're watching. Always watching...

I would especially like to commend our glorious truth affirming media whose memories are as short as Premier Biden's eys.