2/10/2021, 11:55 pm
KAMALARADS!!!
Great News! Since our Useful Idiots Fellow Travelers at Simon & Schuster have purged the book deal of the RRRAAAAACSIT RethugliKKKan Insurrectionist and Alleged Senator Josh Hawley, they have granted capacity to issue a new Woke Working Title from PETA intended to address lingering Speciesism found in the great Collectivist “How To” klassic from George Orwell.
As you know, PETA has recently urged people to stop using animal names such as “Pig” or “Chicken” to describe human persons.
In light of this, the Party has authorised the revision of select books that have not already been slated for the bundesbonfeuer “permanent kancellation” to reflect the desired animal friendly changes rekwested by PETA.
This new tome -- to be titled VEGETABLE FARM -- is due to be released in time for Premier-Designate Kamalarad Harris to be sworn in as Biden's planned replacement in accordance with the provisions of Amendment XXV.
Whereas Orwell's 1984 was intended as a blueprint for the organization of the Perfect State, the manual formerly known as Animal Farm provides a guiding vision for how lowly and self-sacrificing Inner Party Servants should handle their daily affairs while steering the ship of State once the mutiny is complete.
Many of the more Woke Inner Party Members were afraid to even lay eyes upon the older classic for fear of being called SSSSSSSPPPIIIEESIST!!! Now they may proceed without fear from Kancel Kulture Karens. It should also open this kritical genre to the Vegan audience.
And since we are no longer concerned with such RRRRRAAACIST Whyte Privileged notions as Private Property and Intellectual Property Rights, the Party has appropriated the “khristian” “Veggie Tales” characters and redistributed them to PETA for a planned screen adaptation of this new, Party-Approved Klassic. The film is due to be released in time for the Festivus Season (just before the Airing of the Grievances).
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Great News! Since our Useful Idiots Fellow Travelers at Simon & Schuster have purged the book deal of the RRRAAAAACSIT RethugliKKKan Insurrectionist and Alleged Senator Josh Hawley, they have granted capacity to issue a new Woke Working Title from PETA intended to address lingering Speciesism found in the great Collectivist “How To” klassic from George Orwell.
As you know, PETA has recently urged people to stop using animal names such as “Pig” or “Chicken” to describe human persons.
In light of this, the Party has authorised the revision of select books that have not already been slated for the bundesbonfeuer “permanent kancellation” to reflect the desired animal friendly changes rekwested by PETA.
This new tome -- to be titled VEGETABLE FARM -- is due to be released in time for Premier-Designate Kamalarad Harris to be sworn in as Biden's planned replacement in accordance with the provisions of Amendment XXV.
Whereas Orwell's 1984 was intended as a blueprint for the organization of the Perfect State, the manual formerly known as Animal Farm provides a guiding vision for how lowly and self-sacrificing Inner Party Servants should handle their daily affairs while steering the ship of State once the mutiny is complete.
Many of the more Woke Inner Party Members were afraid to even lay eyes upon the older classic for fear of being called SSSSSSSPPPIIIEESIST!!! Now they may proceed without fear from Kancel Kulture Karens. It should also open this kritical genre to the Vegan audience.
And since we are no longer concerned with such RRRRRAAACIST Whyte Privileged notions as Private Property and Intellectual Property Rights, the Party has appropriated the “khristian” “Veggie Tales” characters and redistributed them to PETA for a planned screen adaptation of this new, Party-Approved Klassic. The film is due to be released in time for the Festivus Season (just before the Airing of the Grievances).
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