3/11/2021, 10:01 am
At the beginning of this century, the voters of Texazistan charged Conquistator Juan Cornynado to seek and preserve The Constitution, located somewhere in the The Lost City of Constitionola.
Legends of finding the treasured gold of The Lost City of Constitutionola define Texazistan's history.
Due to the technological primitive nature of the beginning of this century, the collective must suffice with this artist's rendering of the legendary scene when the native tribesitizens of Texazistan employ Conquistator Juan Cornynado to discover The Lost City of Constitutionola and its golden treasure.
Below is the early century map provided to Constitution Explorer, Cornynado.
While on his Constitution Exploration Tour of Duty, Conquistator Juan Cornynado met another Swampstatesman in the ecoregion of Kentucky, who was also in search of the golden treasure of The Lost City of Constitutionola.
Together, Conquistator Juan Cornynado, and SwampTurtle, Ditch McConstitutionell, pictured below, set out to find The Constitution in order to protect and secure golden wealth through constitutional interpretation.
For ages, The Constitution was reputed to be housed for publicnobody's viewing in the fabled National Archives building constructed of the finest chiseled precious stones. The foundation for the fabled National Archives was dug deep by Mike Muggedagain and his Steam'dShovel so that the Constitution's foundation would not fail.
Recently, the confirmation of Judge Merrick Garland as the next U.S. Attorney General introduced new shimmering vistas to securing the National Archives building and the treasured gold of The Constitution.
In his confirmation hearing, Judge Garland successfully committed to nothing, alluding to allegations that he had any prior thoughts as to constitutional issues like borders, protection of property, to be legalized aliens, or even the distinction between good and evil, as gross misstatements as to his personal integrity to oversee Justice in Amerikkka.
Both Conquistator Juan Cornynado, and SwampTurtle, Ditch McConstitutionell approved Judge Garland's confirmation allowing the new Attorney General to determine the security of The Constitution.
Today, thanks to Conquistator Juan Cornynado, and SwampTurtle, Ditch McConstitutionell escalades of power, a non-partisan, non-government group known as AntiFa was accepted by Attorney General Garland as the sole security force of National Archives and the treasure housed within its fabled walls.
And that's the conclusion of the legendary quest that beknighted Juan Cornynado, at the earliest beginning of this century, to travel from Texazistan to the Lost City of Constitutionola and rob it of its gold.
Legends of finding the treasured gold of The Lost City of Constitutionola define Texazistan's history.
Due to the technological primitive nature of the beginning of this century, the collective must suffice with this artist's rendering of the legendary scene when the native tribesitizens of Texazistan employ Conquistator Juan Cornynado to discover The Lost City of Constitutionola and its golden treasure.
Below is the early century map provided to Constitution Explorer, Cornynado.
While on his Constitution Exploration Tour of Duty, Conquistator Juan Cornynado met another Swampstatesman in the ecoregion of Kentucky, who was also in search of the golden treasure of The Lost City of Constitutionola.
Together, Conquistator Juan Cornynado, and SwampTurtle, Ditch McConstitutionell, pictured below, set out to find The Constitution in order to protect and secure golden wealth through constitutional interpretation.
For ages, The Constitution was reputed to be housed for publicnobody's viewing in the fabled National Archives building constructed of the finest chiseled precious stones. The foundation for the fabled National Archives was dug deep by Mike Muggedagain and his Steam'dShovel so that the Constitution's foundation would not fail.
Recently, the confirmation of Judge Merrick Garland as the next U.S. Attorney General introduced new shimmering vistas to securing the National Archives building and the treasured gold of The Constitution.
"I agree that Judge Garland has the temperament and the qualifications for the job of attorney general. As I said, I was impressed by his humility and his humanity, and I intend to support his nomination," Conquistator Juan Cornynado, R-Texazistan, said at the committee vote. "But I must express some concerns because I hope we're not headed toward another Obama-Holder Justice Department take two."
Cornynado specifically pointed to Garland's failure to commit to allowing John Durham's investigation of the origins of the Russia probe to continue.
In his confirmation hearing, Judge Garland successfully committed to nothing, alluding to allegations that he had any prior thoughts as to constitutional issues like borders, protection of property, to be legalized aliens, or even the distinction between good and evil, as gross misstatements as to his personal integrity to oversee Justice in Amerikkka.
Both Conquistator Juan Cornynado, and SwampTurtle, Ditch McConstitutionell approved Judge Garland's confirmation allowing the new Attorney General to determine the security of The Constitution.
Today, thanks to Conquistator Juan Cornynado, and SwampTurtle, Ditch McConstitutionell escalades of power, a non-partisan, non-government group known as AntiFa was accepted by Attorney General Garland as the sole security force of National Archives and the treasure housed within its fabled walls.
And that's the conclusion of the legendary quest that beknighted Juan Cornynado, at the earliest beginning of this century, to travel from Texazistan to the Lost City of Constitutionola and rob it of its gold.
