8/18/2008, 5:32 pm
I am merely worker here at the people's hope-powered electricity generating plant. I think this memo was sent to me in error.
Humbly yours, please don't hurt my family, respectfully submitted,
RB
Intra party memo: [for party official's eyes only - use decryption algorithm B - delete choices that prove unpopular in polls of captive media idiots]
Barak [expurgated for security reasons] Obama, who goes into next week's coronation convention with a strong and unscrupulous financial advantage over Senator McCain, has selected as his vice presidential lackey:
Hillary Clinton, the senator fromArkansas, China, New York;
Evan Bayh, the senator from Indiana; and
Tim Kaine, the governor of Virginia; and
Kathleen Sebelius, the governor of Kansas; and yet
Bill Richardson, the governor of New Mexico; and still
Sam Nunn, former senator from Georgia; and even
John Kerry, the former progressive party presidential candidate and one of Lord Obama's most vocal bankers backers; and of course
Al Gore; that guy with the climatology cult.
On Saturday night, the two candidates squared off for their first joint event in consecutive one-hour interviews at the not-so-progressive Saddleblack church in Southern California. Neither candidate slipped up – especially not B._. Obama, who elicited murmurs from the reactionaries in the audience when he responded to a question about abortion by quipping that it was “above my pay grade”. Naturally, we will work to raise his pay grade to infinity, even if we need to reduce the proletariat to zero. [It is important for party operatives to insist that this was a “quip”, “joke”, or if a straight face cannot be maintained, that the premise that B_O does not know all the answers is “racially motivated” and “divisive”.] B.H. Obama was brilliant when he noted that the three wisest people he would seek advice from were his militant wife Michelle, who has no qualifications but “wears the pants in our family” his “typical white person” grandmother, who has no discernable education or relevant experience, and the entire leftist wing of the Dhimmicratic party.
Further updates will be provided concerning the announcement as the potential VP lackey candidates self-destruct, or the list is winnowed down by Michelle and Granny.
Humbly yours, please don't hurt my family, respectfully submitted,
RB
Intra party memo: [for party official's eyes only - use decryption algorithm B - delete choices that prove unpopular in polls of captive media idiots]
Barak [expurgated for security reasons] Obama, who goes into next week's coronation convention with a strong and unscrupulous financial advantage over Senator McCain, has selected as his vice presidential lackey:
Hillary Clinton, the senator from
Evan Bayh, the senator from Indiana; and
Tim Kaine, the governor of Virginia; and
Kathleen Sebelius, the governor of Kansas; and yet
Bill Richardson, the governor of New Mexico; and still
Sam Nunn, former senator from Georgia; and even
John Kerry, the former progressive party presidential candidate and one of Lord Obama's most vocal bankers backers; and of course
Al Gore; that guy with the climatology cult.
On Saturday night, the two candidates squared off for their first joint event in consecutive one-hour interviews at the not-so-progressive Saddleblack church in Southern California. Neither candidate slipped up – especially not B._. Obama, who elicited murmurs from the reactionaries in the audience when he responded to a question about abortion by quipping that it was “above my pay grade”. Naturally, we will work to raise his pay grade to infinity, even if we need to reduce the proletariat to zero. [It is important for party operatives to insist that this was a “quip”, “joke”, or if a straight face cannot be maintained, that the premise that B_O does not know all the answers is “racially motivated” and “divisive”.] B.H. Obama was brilliant when he noted that the three wisest people he would seek advice from were his militant wife Michelle, who has no qualifications but “wears the pants in our family” his “typical white person” grandmother, who has no discernable education or relevant experience, and the entire leftist wing of the Dhimmicratic party.
Further updates will be provided concerning the announcement as the potential VP lackey candidates self-destruct, or the list is winnowed down by Michelle and Granny.