5/13/2021, 5:52 am
Barely five-millio-uh-fifty-thousa-xcuse-me-five-fifty [150, whispered teleprompter] days – announced Dear Premier Cho Bai-Din, mumbling into the.. the thing.. the thing they told him to mumble in, the micro.. the megaphone – I proudly announce that the.. we achieved the.. the first goal of our national Next Dea.. uh, our Now Deal. Goal! Goal! Goal! (looks around the auditorium, scantly half a score staff, covid-distanced from each other, and continues) I proudly announce that... (well, let's cut to the chase:)
Skipping the cumbersome details of fuel pipeline, um, operation, and not even a peep about, uh, the now acute gas shortages, Premier Cho Bai-Din got full of praise: .. Karbon is down! We achieved Paris! Let's show the World!
And finalized: .. We need the Great Reset! We must stick to Our Deal! Let me be perfectly nonnu-clear. Today I proclaim clean America!
Now it's time to continue our progress!
Now it's time to dare the next step!
Now it's time to quickly top up!
But remember, added Dear Premier:
Environmentally!
Progressively!
Sustainably!
See say padway ― NO KARBON!
Skipping the cumbersome details of fuel pipeline, um, operation, and not even a peep about, uh, the now acute gas shortages, Premier Cho Bai-Din got full of praise: .. Karbon is down! We achieved Paris! Let's show the World!
And finalized: .. We need the Great Reset! We must stick to Our Deal! Let me be perfectly nonnu-clear. Today I proclaim clean America!
Now it's time to continue our progress!
Now it's time to dare the next step!
Now it's time to quickly top up!
(glorious bckgr semi-anonymous)
But remember, added Dear Premier:
Environmentally!
Progressively!
Sustainably!
See say padway ― NO KARBON!