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Comrades of Glorious Cube, I am proud to say that Dear Leader Comrade Joe Bai-Din has appointed a Czar of Extremism of whom we can all be proud!

I lift massive tin pitcher of beet vodka in Comrade Bai-Din's general direction!

Comrade Czar Bishop Garrison, who stated correctly in 2018 that online free speech is a digital black plague that will usher in a modern day dark age if not reigned in by censorship, is now at the helm, holding the reins, and steering glorious USSA in proper direction!

Among Czar Garrison's first duties at USSA Pentagon is the order to redefine extremism, and redefine it he will! Also at top of list is to purge USSA military of all extreme extremists, based upon classified new definition of extremism. In spare time, Czar Garrison will also put an end to misinformation, racism, nazis, and white supremacists. And guns and white people.

Glorious Purge is about to begin!! Is wonderful time to be alive in New Motherland USSA!!

“Free Speech Is A Digital Black Plague”: Bishop Garrison is Key Mercenary in Biden's Dark War Against The First Amendment

Must build an army of BIPoCs, Transgenders, and Wokesters. Ach ja, and not forget PoKs–'n–PIPoKs (People of Koran –'n– Pally Intifada PoKs).

B/c it's a sheer im―pos―si―bi―li―ty for said #IPo#s & TransWokeWeirdos to be (here draws a deep breath) racist―nazist―supremacist¹.


¹ by definition XOR by simple, well, impossibilitiousness.

Wow, listening to Comrade Czar Bishop Garrison reminds 'pelipsky of the first time the mythical horned rodent was ground out by Alinsky Rules by pacifists in order to preserve the order of civilized behavior in a family setting nearly 30 years ago.

Comrade Czar Bishop Garrison is right age to be these sagedbrushed Alinsky's wicked adopted stepford-child.

forelocktug,
'pelipsky
Russian Asset
#BR 549 (BR - Banana Republic)

But stay! According to the article, this advocate for the extermination of extremism has said the following:

Bishop Garrison called the entire concept of free speech itself in the information age a “digital black plague” that will usher in a “modern day dark age” if not reigned in by censorship.

Is this not a denigration of insult to blackness and darkness? Is it not racist? Is it not extremist? Is it not in fact (gulp) white supremacist?

RedDiaperette wrote:...

Bishop Garrison called the entire concept of free speech itself in the information age a “digital black plague” that will usher in a “modern day dark age” if not reigned in by censorship.

Is this not a denigration of insult to blackness and darkness? Is it not racist? Is it not extremist? Is it not in fact (gulp) white supremacist?

... alas, good to be a tabby in those extremely extremist days!

Neither black, nor dark (let alone.. WHITE! RRRAAAAACIST! NNNAAAAAZIST! SUPREXTREMACIST!)