C2GM,
That ad would have had success with 'pelipsky signing up, too. Already doing all that kind of scrubbing and mopping at burrow fo' F.r.e.e.!!!
???
Here's another thing comrades can't talk about.
University of Texas band members are forced...F.O.R.C.E.D., 'pelipsky tells self, FORCED to play "The Eyes of Texas" and band members don't like it one bit.
Some University of Texas football players are offended because the University of Texas band members are forced to play the University of Texas' war hymn when the UT football team players score points or make a great play. Just hearing "The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You" makes whatever the University of Texas football player did...well it just turns it in to a minstrel show!!!
Playing such a war hymn to celebrate black faced football players' athletic prowess is pure Jim Crow...or somethink. and the traditional honor must stop.
'pelipsky sits alone in TPC Cone of Silence.
"Well," as we say here at Pecan Orchard #6, where Highway 6 runs BOTH ways,
"Just Hullababoo caneck caneck." (and yes, narrator really talks that way.)
According to the journalist's narrative, the obvious solution is for the UT Music Department, to create different UT Bands, skilled in different repertoires of sheet music, to perform at different University sponsored events, of various persuasions, be they bubble protected, or not.
This idea does not sound like a full ensemble, to the mythical horned rodent.
This TPC Cone of Silence technology is the b.e.s.t.
Thank you most munificent Red Square for providing TPC with this advanced technology, foreknowing Cubists would need it today.
