The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Komrades, call me a dummkopf, but..

Heroes achieve apotheosis according to the villains they vanquish. The apotheosis of George Floyd man is a new twist on the whole Cops and Robbers narrative permitting villains participating in the counterfeit bill passing economy to achieve victory. Now, everything is free.

Progressives in California in recent years have strengthened property rights—to other people's property. Shoplifting has essentially been decriminalized, and retailers that apprehend thieves can be sued. The result: Another Walgreens store in San Francisco, the seventh this year, is closing after its shelves were cleared by looters.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.




Komrades, call me a dummkopf, but..

ain't that Brooklyn Juneteenth Specter a paragon of... WHITENESS ???

I don't know about Apotheosis but in the Tartarus this is what reality is but no one cares.

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:. . .

How korrekt, Komradette Clara.
But . . . . .


"History" evolves these days at warp speed.
Here a sneak preview:

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[*]2021, late summer: Yes, gun. But it was the woman! She aimed her 44 AK-15 Assault Magnumashnikov at poor George Floyd.
[*]2021, Kwanzaa days: Not only did the woman aim at St. George Floyd, no. She kept him hostage, right until the brutal LAPD goons arrived.
[*]2022, Earth Ilyich Day, bombshell: The woman who kept St. Floyd hostage was NOT pregnant ('twas just a MyPillow sham). But St. George Floyd WAS! Most recent expertise found it out, irrefutably (says Dr. Fauxci of IPCC/NIAID/NHI).
[*]2022, May 1st, Vatican: Comrade Bergoglio announces, single-handedly: St. George Floyd will be canonized on October 25th (October Revolution Day, Julian calendar) as "Sweet Saint George Floyd", and on November 7th (Red Revolution Day, Gregorian calendar) canonizupgraded to "Sweet Toppest Generalissimus-Saint George Floyd".
[*]2022, Dec 26 (Kwanzaa starts), gubmint announcement: All gubmental institutions, buildings, etc. will be RENAMED from "??? Xxx" to "STGSG Floyd's Xxx", short: "Floyd's Xxx".[/list][indentr]Samples:[list]
[*]White House → Floyd's House
[*]??? Air Force Base → Floyd's Air Force Base
[*]Library of Congress → Library of Floyd
(and United States Congress → Floyd's Congress, of course)[/list][/indentr]
. . . and so on (... now your turn, comrade ...)


(Q: and ... ?
(A: yes, korrekt! the Obamaphone Lady will (be) happily switch(ed) to Floydophone!)[/font]

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
Hey, why ain't the Brooklyn Specter, like, pink? ― ...




... asks a genderfluid zoomer, somehow karaoke-wise stuck in boomer days of the past millennium.

You know what Dummkopf??? You are absolutely korrect! Texazistan's beautiful pink granite should have been used instead of whatever was used - sandstone? concrete? homemade play dough?? A Pink Floyd could have been a real monster of a gravy train if everyone had pulled together as a team.

That's how much the entire Amerikkkan culture lost when George's apotheosis was not a Pink Floyd.

'pelipsky was rereading GD's ^^^ News for Reeducation Class, and it like caused some kind of Floyd build up in 'pelipsky's mythical brain.

jackalopelipsky wrote:... Texazistan's beautiful pink granite ...

Wow, didn't know until now... (yeah, learning never ends :-)

Looked it up a little.
Tcha, stunning in nature:




and impressive in architecture:

jackalopelipsky wrote:... Texazistan's beautiful pink granite should have been used instead of whatever was used - sandstone? concrete? homemade play dough?? ...

The Brooklyn Juneteenth Specter appears 3D-(somewhat-soullessly)-printed, or (likewise benumbingly) CAS-ed (→ Computer-Aided Sculpturing):





BTW...

jackalopelipsky wrote:...

... [shoplifting decriminalized] .. [Walgreens cops out] .. [of certain hoods] ...

Stupid Walgreens clan.

Could've beaten kapitaphilanthropilist Bezoffskiy in his Proglowoke People's Cashierless Biz. And erect their own philanthropitalist Planetary Wokeproggish Humanity's Cashlessly Cashierfree Biztech Monopoly, hah!

(on humpy hunchbacks
of all oppressed bipocs
of the planet, what else...)

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But no. Backed off. Wussed out. Weaseled away.
No fyutsha for 'em revoolooshunariestly revoolooshunary hoods.
Those hotly floydized hoods that matter unequally utmostestliest...

Shame on KKKapitalizm!



( CA legalizes "minor" shoplifting, → shoplifting surges? color me shocked, deep red shocked. )
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CIZ!!! that whole Tartarus World you captured has escaped its confined space. According to the mythology of these things, Villains vanquished to Tartarus can escape if the Titans of Media help. Truth.'pelipsky looked it up.

Did all you comrades know that the single parent of Tartarus was CHAOS??? Truth.

Yesterday, the mind pain due to 'pelipsky's build up of floyd on the brain was, for all practical purposes, an unbearable lightness of mind.

'pelipsky needs a BC powder...or, a floyd drain stint...or sommit.

Is today in the gulag going to be better than yesterday in the gulag? Is the entire concept of 'better' wrong?? What kind of Hades is this??

owwww!!!! this floyd on the brain is a real pain.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:.

Korrekt!
Bal'shoye spasiba, Komrade Colonel, for your brilliant waywiser!

Not just streets, squares, districts.
No, no, no.
All poetry gotta get rerhymed, literature rewritten, cinema refilmed!






[hide=2]Stanley K FOREVER!

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Here! :

Tolstoy's War and Peace → Floyd and Peace
Walt Whitman's Song of Myself → Paean of Floyd
Philip Roth's Portnoy's Complaint → Floyd's Complaint, by Philip Shvartzh

and.. and.... and...... ___ ( . . . eyes bulging, brain flooded with KultMarx ideas . . . )


Comrades, comrades!

That's a Gulagwid Worldwide competition!
Each refloydisatory stunt rewarded!
Jump on the bandwagon NOW!
Be wise, refloydize!


Rememba! Award!

Evening, beet quota done, shovel stored, People's Kanteen, aaand...
EXTRA SERVING of kasha! TWO SPOONS, comrade, TWO SPOONS!

Cuckoos Flew Across George Floyd's Nest ???

The Floyd Archipelago ???

The Charge of the Floyd Brigade ???

Dr. Strangefloyd and How I Stopped Worrying About Private Property ???

A Floyd Too Far ???

Floyd of The Rings ???

doooppphhhfft! 'pelipsky missed THIS???

Floydown Socialism ???? YES???? It's everything Red Square warned us about!