Lansing, MI -- Michigan Governor Gretchen "Big Gretch" Whitmer's announcement of a new multi-million dollar sweepstakes for Michiganders who get the COVID vaccine, received some media attention this week. But not as much as some other Governors who are upping the ante when it comes to effective and interesting uses of tax dollars.

Whitmer's office is now considering adding a weekly game show called "Get the Jab Cash Grab." Vaccinated contestants will vie for fabulous cash and prizes in a weekly quiz show hosted by this dynamic and popular Governor (also a three time winner of Banana Republic Weekly's 'Most Charming Smile' award).

The People's Cube elite reporting team was provided with a few sample 'Michigan themed' questions as examples of what could be posed to contestants on the show:

• How many genders does the Michigan State Police recognize?
  
• According to SCIENCE, why should children be masked forever?
  
• To change the state's name to 'Michiganistan', what percentage of voters would have to approve?
  
• True or false - right-wing insurrectionists are still lurking out there.

Whitmer's representative said "We've tried everything to induce all the knuckle-draggers to get the shot: catchy slogans and songs, pleading and begging, fancy charts and graphs, ... now a game show. Be warned, Michigan: at some point we'll switch from carrot to stick. Have a nice day!"

Comrade Stalin knows best!

A living unvaccinated person: problem
Dead unvaccinated person: no problem.
Millions of dead unvaccinated persons: a statistic.

A comrade on Twitter did some historical research and posted this:

The earlier version of this show didn't work out so well.

Hmmm. Not doing well though.

Gretchen Whitmer Coronavirus Vaccination Raffle Gimmick Falls 95% Short of Goal

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021 ... hort-goal/

Dear Comrade Et Circenses,

Percentages are rayciss.

Your Friend,
R.O.C.K. in the USSA

In light of new information being exposed, AKA Darkness to Light, this is my fav game show.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:

Multipass, MULTI-PASS!

If you won't get the Jab For Cash, howzzabout, getting the Jab For Your Penis??

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