8/8/2021, 10:11 am
During the glorious Soviet era, the National Lampoon published this cover to insinuate that the Soviet Women's Olympic teams were populated by men pretending to be women, and thus, cheating. [check the crotch]
But now we live in a more enlightened era. Now the Olympics welcomes men pretending to be women as long as they declare they are LGBTQ and submit to testosterone-level testing. It's still cheating, but now it's politically correct cheating.
However, something is amiss this year. Didn't China get the memo? It looks as if the Chinese Women's Olympics teams contain men pretending to be women but not declaring status as transexual. Exactly the kind of cheating that the National Lampoon warned us about back in 1976!
Why are the Chinese cheating this way? Don't they know they can now legally cheat just by declaring their women's teams are somewhere in the LGBTQ spectrum of pretend genders?
Either FU isn't the only woman on this "women's" track team or China is giving the rules a big FU.
假女人!
But now we live in a more enlightened era. Now the Olympics welcomes men pretending to be women as long as they declare they are LGBTQ and submit to testosterone-level testing. It's still cheating, but now it's politically correct cheating.
However, something is amiss this year. Didn't China get the memo? It looks as if the Chinese Women's Olympics teams contain men pretending to be women but not declaring status as transexual. Exactly the kind of cheating that the National Lampoon warned us about back in 1976!
Why are the Chinese cheating this way? Don't they know they can now legally cheat just by declaring their women's teams are somewhere in the LGBTQ spectrum of pretend genders?
Either FU isn't the only woman on this "women's" track team or China is giving the rules a big FU.
假女人!
Mystery item No. 1
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