Constellation Syringus in the Vaxxus Mandatorious cluster.

It's true. The World Health Organization thinks it will run out of Greek letters to append to what it hopes for foresees as an endless list of Chinese virus variants.

W.H.O. Floats Naming Coronavirus Variants After Constellations

To say nothing of the WHO's disgusting appropriation of the Greek alphabet for infamous purposes other than fraternity names, why despoil beautiful, innocent constellations by associating their 88 names with a hated virus? (And who in the Hell can pronounce “Ophiuchus” anyway?)

88 Officially Recognized Constellations

And other than imagining that the Chinese virus will continually mutate into thousands of deadly variants, does the WHO have no imagination?

I suggest that the WHO attach to the imagined new variants the already nefarious names of known killers and convicted criminals and hooligans.

Convicted members of Antifa would be a good beginning…….on second thought, they would run out of names immediately.

Convicted BLM rioters would……..on second thought, they would run out of names immediately.

Convicted visitors to Epstein Island……..on second thought, they would run out of names immediately.

Ah! I've got it. A whole different approach that memorializes Chinese political dissidents who have mysteriously “disappeared,” and there are so many of them that the WHO would never run out of names!

List of Chinese dissidents

The next variant is to be the Limbo variant. This is the most virulent and dangerous variant and compels our Leaders™ to enforce mandates that keep The People™ Safe™ with the promise that we will return to normal, someday, but there's no telling when.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:The next variant is to be the Limbo variant.

Indeed! LIMBOVID-19 will also have unusual side effects. The infected will suffer from a strange compulsion to walk/shuffle under low objects while grunting, "How low can you go?"

Wow, it's all so cosmic and new-age. Astrology will determine events by the planets movement across the coronavirus constellations and a new age will dawn and the people will sing...

… When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Coronavirus
Age of Coronavirus
Coronavirus
Coronavirus

$.$. Halliburton wrote:Wow, it's all so cosmic and new-age. Astrology will determine events by the planets movement across the coronavirus constellations and a new age will dawn and the people will sing...

… When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Coronavirus
Age of Coronavirus
Coronavirus
Coronavirus

The Party™ would certainly approve of such a musical......

Most Equally Esteemed Komrads,

I am waiting for the Spontaneously Generating In Your Lungs Apocalyptic We're All Going To Die Variant. Of course it might be difficult to concoct adequately name the successor to the Spontaneously Generating In Your Lungs Apocalyptic We're All Going To Die Variant. Certainly the CDC Party has greater foresight than that.

Dreaming in the Current Truth ™,

Red Salmon

And now there's the Obama variant:

Obama Variant: 60+ Test Positive on Martha's Vineyard Week After Mask-less Birthday Weekend; Almost Half of New Cases are Fully Vaccinated

Comrade, you must understand that being vaccinated does not mean you can't be a variant. There are 57 genders and now 60 variants of the Wuhan China WHO Corona virus.

WHO is to tell how many more variants may emerge over the next days, weeks, months or years.

WHO will say how Dangerous™ these new variants will be.

WHO will tell us what the best course of inaction action will be.

We have to keep The People™ Safe™. For our their own Good™.