10/3/2021, 4:22 pm
Comrades,
The love of the people for our Dear Leader is becoming stronger every day. Across the USSA, the little people (those mask-wearing proles who bring your Martinis) have found a new way to express their immense gratitude for the wise leadership of the Uniparty and its puppet leader, Joe Biden: they even want to copulate with him!
You heard it right, "Fuck Joe Biden" is fast becoming the new daily salute of the masked hoi polloi, be it in football stadiums, in bars or at cultural events. This is truly the people's act of supreme love: to offer their bodies up to our great Chairman... to "Fuck Joe Biden".
Baghdad Bob Jen Psaki has informed the representatives of the Cube, the most politically correct media outlet in the world, that Joe the First is touched and moved by this gesture of adulation every time he hears it. This is partly because he forgets it by the time he hears it again.
Signing off,
A happy "Fuck Joe Biden" to all of you,
Comrade Minitrue
