The People's Cube - Political Satire

Now that Dear Leader has crapped his pants while visiting the People's Leader of the Vatican, the reich-wing bigots are trying to soil his reputation by claiming that that isn't normal or something.

So henceforth, everyone is now required to crap his or her pants while visiting someone Important. To show solidarity, you know.

That is all for now. I am up in the Oregon high country, studying the g-g-g-lobal w-w-w-w-arming here. And man, it's c-c-c-c-old er, ah, I mean hot up here. Throw another log on the fire, Vladimir.

This event purportedly took place at the Vatican while the Pope was talking to Joe, so here's a People's Karaoke crossover to commemorate The Immaculate Excretion.

"And The Pope Droned On"
[catalogued as "Biden at the Vatican, opus #2, 1st movement]

Sung to the tune of "And the Band Played On" (aka "The Strawberry Blonde").

Biden got hit with an urge to squirt shit,
and the Pope droned on.
He looked at the floor and it hit him some more,
and the Pope droned on.
His colon was bloating and nearly exploding,
It was too late to run for the John.
So he took a cool stance and just dumped in his pants,
while the Pope droned on.

Cleanup in Pew 13.