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12/31/2021, 11:42 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Much like a carpet stain made by a sick pet, Hillary just won't go away, and now the distant drums of dumbness are beating hints that she's gearing up to run in the 2024 Presidential election.
Tired as we are of hearing her grating voice uttering excuse after excuse about why she lost the last election, it's worthwhile to review:
The 16 reasons Hillary says she lost in 2016:
- Russia
- The DNC
- Sexism and misogyny
- Democratic predecessor
- Bernie Sanders
- Wikileaks
- Her "traditional" campaign
- The debate questions
- Political journalists
- Campaign financing
- President Obama
- V coverage of the campaign
- Low-information voters
- Women under pressure from men
- James Comey
- Herself
But not the 4 real reasons:
- Her abysmal performance as a lawyer and politician.
- She's a hideous contemptible liar and manipulator with the personality of a rabid ferret and all the charm of a chancre sore.
- Benghazi!
- She's a loser.
And that last answer is a big one, so I have added her photo to the definition of loser in the 2022 edition of Colonel O's Dictionary:
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And, of course, if the "For the People's Act of 2021" passes, she may indeed win because it guarantees we will never see a fair election ever again.
12/31/2021, 12:42 pm
jackalopelipsky
Thanks for the TPC Carpet Soaper by blaming a "pet" for Hillary's enduring carpet stains, Colonel O. Can't we just write off Hillary's whole loser presidential carpet mess, and put in easy to clean TPC® vinyl planking, or sommit?? '
'pelipsky's going to
search TPC™ Card-Carrying Catalogue for all our Environmental Impact Studies of the Stain of Hillary's Loser-dom. A comrade could get lost down in the library stacks comprising Hillary's claim to LOSERNESS. If it weren't for Hillary's STAINS, no comrade would even know her name.
Why, 'pelipsky's forgetting it already.
It's better for The Collective.
forelocktug,
'pelipsky
12/31/2021, 2:21 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
jackalopelipsky wrote:Thanks for the TPC Carpet Soaper by blaming a "pet"
Feel better?
12/31/2021, 2:29 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
12/31/2021, 3:04 pm
$.$. Halliburton
She's hacking away at the door with a fire ax. Pretty soon she's going to squish her face through the hole and announce her candidacy: “Here's Johnny!”
12/31/2021, 3:14 pm
jackalopelipsky
Look, comrades, "For Bidden" is now spelled with TWO "D's", with no space between fact and opinion. The People's Cube must alert the New York Times of RED style change.
Always on the newz cutting edge floor, forelock tug,
'pelipsky
12/31/2021, 3:29 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
$.$. Halliburton wrote:She's hacking away at the door with a fire ax. Pretty soon she's going to squish her face through the hole and announce her candidacy: “Here's Johnny!”
HERE'S HILLARY!
12/31/2021, 4:40 pm
trashmouth
...and for the "Butch Crowd"
1/3/2022, 9:13 am
Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
And, of course, if the "For the People's Act of 2021" passes, she may indeed win because it guarantees we will never see a fair election ever again.
Kolonel!
I am appalled!
"Fair Elections" ™
are a Kritical Party Platform!
May I refer you to the Party Handbook which states very clearly that:
"All Elections must be Free and Fair, but some Elections shall be more Free and Fair than others."
I prey you are not implying that we should continue to deny the sacred voting rights of Necroproxies!
It appears you showing symptoms of "The COVID"™
and require some time in a Quarantäne Lager followed up with Zyklon-B treatments
VORWÄRTS GEHEN!!!
1/3/2022, 10:53 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote:I prey
