The People's Cube - Political Satire

Perhaps some of our differently abled comrades can assist the workers at Apple to produce more Wonderful World of Woketopia emojis to introduce to comrades everywhere.

We've made these years ago, but the world community wasn't ready for them yet. Now this is an idea whose time has come.

The last set begs a question for the progressive trend setters about the Glorious World of Next Tuesday:

If a biological man identifies as a woman, will they be required to wear a burqa?

Likewise, if a biological woman identifies as a man, will they still be required to wear a burqa?

Have the esteemed academics in gender studies consulted their friendly Sharia experts?


Our in-house Sharia expert stands at the ready with her trusty shovel.

Red Square wrote:The last set begs a question for the progressive trend setters about the Glorious World of Next Tuesday:

If a biological man identifies as a woman, will they be required to wear a burqa?

Probably be required to be thrown off the roof of a tall building. Muslim trumps everything.

Comrades, I must offer some corrections.

This photo—often mis-described as "women in burqas—is in fact an electron micrograph of the SHA-r1-A virus attacking the nasal lining magnified 200 times.


Also, the emojis now being called "pregnant person" and "pregnant man" were originally "Watermelon Smuggler 1" and "Watermelon Smuggler 2" but were later repurposed to entice more LGBT+ people to use Apple™ (not Watermelon™) products

$.$. Halliburton wrote:

Red Square wrote:The last set begs a question for the progressive trend setters about the Glorious World of Next Tuesday:

If a biological man identifies as a woman, will they be required to wear a burqa?

Probably be required to be thrown off the roof of a tall building. Muslim trumps everything.

Good question Red Square. It provoked the horned lagomorph to ponder, if a biological male identifying as woman should wear a burqa, does that mean that a biological female identifying as a man would be allowed to drive a car under Sharia? This is very important to get kkkorrect, as Mayor Pete's new Department of Transportation's mission is zero tolerance of driving accidents.

'pelipsky will stand aside so that $$ Haliburton can have the last word on this issue.

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Red Square wrote:We've made these years ago, but the world community wasn't ready for them yet. Now this is an idea whose time has come.And the rest of the diverse international community is ready to join in.

I made these years ago, too, and now I see that their time has come (again).

trashmouth wrote:

Any idea of what kind of emoji would be used?

Red Square wrote:The last set begs a question for the progressive trend setters about the Glorious World of Next Tuesday:

If a biological man identifies as a woman, will they be required to wear a burqa? .....

Also, inquiring minds on Facebook would like to know about the requirement for FGM* in both cases.

And will there be an emoji for that?
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* Female genital mutilation

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:Also, the emojis now being called "pregnant person" and "pregnant man" were originally "Watermelon Smuggler 1" and "Watermelon Smuggler 2" but were later repurposed to entice more LGBT+ people to use Apple™ (not Watermelon™) products

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Brilliant investigative journalism!

Let me also add that this is equity in action. If previously only women could smuggle watermelons out of the store by pretending to be pregnant, now men can, too!

Red Square wrote:Brilliant investigative journalism!

Let me also add that this is equity in action. If previously only women could smuggle watermelons out of the store by pretending to be pregnant, now men can, too!

Trying to be more inclusive with illegal aliens undocumented impregnators, too...