5/9/2022, 9:53 pm
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- During the May 9th "Victory Day" festivities on TV Channel One, the flagship of state war propaganda, archive photos were shown on the backdrop of various couples separated by the war.
One of those archive photos turned out to be a 1933 shot of Bonnie and Clyde, murderous American gangsters who used to rob rural banks, small stores or funeral homes until they were shot in a 1934 police ambush in Bienville Parish, Louisiana.
We must adjust our understanding of the Current Truth to the new reality, comrades. Bonnie and Clyde were Russian agents, operating in the Central United States during the Great Depression, with the purpose of setting the stage for the election of Donald Trump.
Either that, or everything coming out of Russia is a fake, which is simply impossible to believe for loyal comrades in Tractor Barn #2.