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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 12:09 amMy husband Paul's unfortunate encounter with Napa police was entirely due to Russian vodka. Russia is the greatest threat to Our Democracy™ since January the 6th, 2021. We need to ban all Russian vodka.
Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 6:46 amKapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 12:09 amMy husband Paul's unfortunate encounter with Napa police was entirely due to Russian vodka. Russia is the greatest threat to Our Democracy™ since January the 6th, 2021. We need to ban all Russian vodka.
There's always Novi Xampshir vodka, Comrade Pelosi.
ComradesKapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 12:09 amMy husband Paul's unfortunate encounter with Napa police was entirely due to Russian vodka. Russia is the greatest threat to Our Democracy™ since January the 6th, 2021. We need to ban all Russian vodka.
Antonio Salazarinski wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 8:16 amOn a side note: I seem to remember seeing real-life...images...showing Nancy Pelosi drinking. I looked for one this morning and didn't see any.
I concur, Comrade Chicago. If I was her husband, I'd probably be very drunk, too.Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 10:36 amComradesKapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 12:09 amMy husband Paul's unfortunate encounter with Napa police was entirely due to Russian vodka. Russia is the greatest threat to Our Democracy™ since January the 6th, 2021. We need to ban all Russian vodka.
I see this as a minor incident and not news at all. Comrade Nanski's Husband must be forgiven and given the benefit of the doubt because, well, he's Comrade Nanski's Husband. We must approach this with much understanding and CompassionateTM concern.
I remain
Dr. Chicago
Comrade MarsupialKapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 12:43 pmI concur, Comrade Chicago. If I was her husband, I'd probably be very drunk, too.Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 10:36 amComradesKapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 12:09 amMy husband Paul's unfortunate encounter with Napa police was entirely due to Russian vodka. Russia is the greatest threat to Our Democracy™ since January the 6th, 2021. We need to ban all Russian vodka.
I see this as a minor incident and not news at all. Comrade Nanski's Husband must be forgiven and given the benefit of the doubt because, well, he's Comrade Nanski's Husband. We must approach this with much understanding and CompassionateTM concern.
I remain
Dr. Chicago
Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 12:22 pmAntonio Salazarinski wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 8:16 amOn a side note: I seem to remember seeing real-life...images...showing Nancy Pelosi drinking. I looked for one this morning and didn't see any.
She was probably busy consulting with her advisors.
No. We're going to need a Special Counsel™ investigation of Russian vodka to ascertain the truth. The investigation starts at 8pm behind Tractor Barn #2. Make sure you bring your Porsches. We can't have a proper investigation without evidence of some kind, even if it's manufactured. I'm sure it'll take us, at least, two years for us to figure this out. And a lot of Russian vodka. We have to be meticulous and devastated dedicated. Our Democracy™ is at stake.
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 12:09 am
My husband Paul's unfortunate encounter with Napa police was entirely due to Russian vodka. Russia is the greatest threat to Our Democracy™ since January the 6th, 2021. We need to ban all Russian vodka.
Comrades
The wonderful thing about Our (The Party's™) Democracy™ is that it's entirely undemocratic. Every election, including Party™ elections, is rigged in favour of The Party™. Comrade Biden, unfortunately for The Party™, said the quiet part out loud, in public, once again. This is the problem with JiffyLobos. Sometimes they can have adverse side effects, particularly on those who weren't very capable of thought in the first place.
Wow. Such an eloquent wordsmith. Biden's "gaffes" fumbles, mumbles stumbles and overall expressive quadriplegia don't seem to worry anyone but those capable of critical thought. Thoughts?Antonio Salazarinski wrote: ↑5/31/2022, 6:20 amKapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 12:09 am
My husband Paul's unfortunate encounter with Napa police was entirely due to Russian vodka. Russia is the greatest threat to Our Democracy™ since January the 6th, 2021. We need to ban all Russian vodka.
Joe Biden said "Democracy Has Never Been Good"
Indeed, comrade. It's important to throw people under the bus, from time to time. It's for The Children™.Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑5/31/2022, 2:54 pmComrades
Nanski has spoken and, like a good PartyTM member, she was not shy about throwing her husband under the bus. Who among us hasn't throw a family member under the bus to save our own asses help pave the way to The Glorious World of Next Tuesday? What a selfless act by our very own Comrade Nanski. We can all learn by her example.
I remain
Dr. Chicago
Yes ComradeKapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑5/31/2022, 3:05 pmIndeed, comrade. It's important to throw people under the bus, from time to time. It's for The Children™.Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑5/31/2022, 2:54 pmComrades
Nanski has spoken and, like a good PartyTM member, she was not shy about throwing her husband under the bus. Who among us hasn't throw a family member under the bus to save our own asses help pave the way to The Glorious World of Next Tuesday? What a selfless act by our very own Comrade Nanski. We can all learn by her example.
I remain
Dr. Chicago
Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑5/31/2022, 2:54 pmComrades
Nanski has spoken and, like a good PartyTM member, she was not shy about throwing her husband under the bus. Who among us hasn't throw a family member under the bus to save our own asses help pave the way to The Glorious World of Next Tuesday? What a selfless act by our very own Comrade Nanski. We can all learn by her example.
I remain
Dr. Chicago
Comrade Colonel Ape
Somewhat ironic to me that this USSA beet vodka producer is named Tamworth. Tamworth is the name of a city in a central part of the state of New South Wales, Australia, and is considered the "Nashville of Australia". We all know what Subversives™ those country music fans are.Antonio Salazarinski wrote: ↑5/30/2022, 8:16 am
Here is a link to that distillery
http://tamworthdistilling.com/spirits/a ... beet-root/
On a side note: I seem to remember seeing real-life (not Photoshopped) images on Al Gore's wonderful Internet showing Nancy Pelosi drinking. I looked for one this morning and didn't see any.
trashmouth wrote: ↑6/2/2022, 2:52 pmOh for Christ's sake, I would have to be half in the bag if I found that sleeping next to me in the morning.
