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Comrades, Oregon Elementary school kids are rolling their eyes out loud. This micro aggression will not stand!

https://vdare.com/posts/woke-is-the-con ... ther-means

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/27/2022, 10:33 am

Comrades, Oregon Elementary school kids are rolling their eyes out loud. This micro aggression will not stand!

https://vdare.com/posts/woke-is-the-con ... ther-means

Microagressions are in the eyes of the beholder.
So are methroagressions:

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

6/27/2022, 1:15 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/27/2022, 10:33 am

Comrades, Oregon Elementary school kids are rolling their eyes out loud. This micro aggression will not stand!

https://vdare.com/posts/woke-is-the-con ... ther-means

Microagressions are in the eyes of the beholder.
So are methroagressions:

 

Exactly. What if those eye roll snickerdoodles were because they were hearing logicrazy announcements that Taco’s Next Tuesday would be replaced with Worms? This kind of logicrazy in defiance of human nature is happening, comrades.

What comrade WOULDN’T roll their eyes out loud Upon hearing something that logicrazy. In Iran, the teachers, students, cafeteria comrades would be rioting upon hearing this. Taco Next Tuesday to be replaced with WORMS says this principal? Or something equally logicrazy!

If she calls in the FBI to stop this eye rolling, we’ll know if we’re Iranian enough to say, “No!” to our employee taking a personal magic carpet ride at The People’s expense.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/27/2022, 4:42 pm

Exactly. What if those eye roll snickerdoodles were because they were hearing logicrazy announcements that Taco’s Next Tuesday would be replaced with Worms? This kind of logicrazy in defiance of human nature is happening, comrades.

What comrade WOULDN’T roll their eyes out loud Upon hearing something that logicrazy. In Iran, the teachers, students, cafeteria comrades would be rioting upon hearing this. Taco Next Tuesday to be replaced with WORMS says this principal? Or something equally logicrazy!

If she calls in the FBI to stop this eye rolling, we’ll know if we’re Iranian enough to say, “No!” to our employee taking a personal magic carpet ride at The People’s expense.

Civilians are often not very civil, and simple politeness and respect are often absent in common discourse, which is the underlying cause of eye rolling.

In the People's Army, we have a structure that enforces respect and prevents eye rolling. Under Article 91 of The Uniform Code of Military Justice, a soldier (or sailor, airman or marine) can be prosecuted for "disrespectful demeanor" (including eye rolling) toward a superior and be punished with a bad-conduct discharge, forfeiture of pay and between 3 and 12 months is jail. 

But—as we know—in the civilian world we are all equal, and since there are no "superiors," eye rolling is one of the most common ways of expressing one's feeling of being more equal than others.