The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades,

When the GWONT is opening its Big Door before us, doesn’t that just cry out and moan for a Tractor Barn #2 Par-Tay?

Let’s set an extreme date!

Those TPC cube patio lights strung from the limbs of the tree supporting TPC’s happy little tractor tire swing ain't going to stay lit forever. Use them until all attendees are drinking beet vodka in the dark.

Best use ‘em before we lose ‘em, ‘pelipsky says.

Tractor Barn #2 Party ‘til the last chopper’s out and Ivan’s neon sign goes dark.

I will immediately save the date, as soon as I know it.

Will I need to use my ration card? I have very few beet vodka stamps left.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

9/13/2022, 10:03 am

Those TPC cube patio lights strung from the limbs of the tree...

 

Colonel O has Tractor Barn #2's Red Square Party lights on. Ivan thinks he can keep Tractor Barn #2's generator/beet vodka distillery up and running til November. Ivan's currently attending the International Tractor Supply Conference, gathering required supplies for The Party™ while agitating for sensible Hockey Puck Control at every opportunity. Rumor's still out on training of K-9 Frisbee Interceptors, but the International Tractor Supply Conference isn't over yet.

Pencil in Tractor Barn #2's extreme party date on your degenda, comrades.

It's a Communist Party in the U-S-A!

Went to people's magazin, got snacks for party:
All available locally (wherever I am).