We've seen it happen again and again: eco-activist fanatics attacking innocent paintings to raise awareness of their globalist-fabricated cause. But they're not doing it pro bono, they're being paid to do it and a money trail has emerged.
A Jackson Pollack "masterpiece" vandalized with French's Yellow Mustard (aka, "Kiddy Mustard").
This painting, "Copper Sunset," was vandalized with a coating of acryilic-eating blue-green algae.
Leonardo DaVinci's "Mona Lisa" was vandalized with cubism.
What a bunch of cheapskates. They could have had Grey Poupon.
Ha ha! I once pulled up alongside a Rolls Royce limo in midtown Manhattan, gestured to the passenger to roll down his window (he did), and said, "Pardon me, but would you happen to have some grey poupon?" He gave me a dirty look and rolled up his window. My brother and I laughed for a full five minutes.
10/25/2022, 9:18 pm
Red Square
Well, paint me black and call me a Square. We may never know what was underneath the vandalized canvas, but the suspicion falls on a mysterious group called "Black Squares Matter."
Maximum punishment my ass! Every video of these crimes reveals a hands-off approach by everyone in frame.
These museums need to hire security guards who are ready to use billy clubs and bear repellent.
If even one enviro-cultist gets his teeth bashed in live on video, you'd see these absurd charades end overnight. Or maybe not—Europeans have become such eunuchs. Where's Art the Clown when you need him?
10/28/2022, 10:38 am
Panem Et Circenses
This is Europe's passive-aggressive approach: Night at the Museum, Porsche style!
When uncivilized, paid protestors demand civilized treatment, that's one Alinsky Rule too many. That's when Dr. Wordust and his trusty saw, Rusty, is needed to remove those paid glued hands.
What do they think this New World Order is? A bunch of Christian flunky's?
10/28/2022, 11:00 am
Panem Et Circenses
I've noticed the eco protestors don't do this in China. At all.
Wonder why? Aren't they one of the biggest contributors to these here earth-destroyin' greenhouse gasses? They should be concentrating their efforts there!
I've noticed the eco protestors don't do this in China. They should be concentrating their efforts there!
Ultimately, they're useful fools for China, and thus won't bite the hand that—no matter how indirectly—feeds them.
So, Colonel O, this is what Chinese indoctrinated Test Subjects would do. Meanwhile, Xi has his kindergartners reading Mao. 'pelipsky often ponders, would Gandhi have died an old man, if his colonial overlord was Mao?
I've noticed the eco protestors don't do this in China. They should be concentrating their efforts there!
Ultimately, they're useful fools for China, and thus won't bite the hand that—no matter how indirectly—feeds them.
So, Colonel O, this is what Chinese indoctrinated Test Subjects would do. Meanwhile, Xi has his kindergartners reading Mao. 'pelipsky often ponders, would Gandhi have died an old man, if his colonial overlord was Mao?
Considering that Gandhi's longevity was abbreviated by bullets, I guess we'll never know.
When these Eco-Terrorists aren't destroying priceless works of art or gluing their appendages to something, they are sitting in their parent's basement watching XXX Rated Eco-Porn while gooshkenheiming.
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When these Eco-Terrorists aren't destroying priceless works of art or gluing their appendages to something, they are sitting in their parent's basement watching XXX Rated Eco-Porn while gooshkenheiming.
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Here's my entry. I think it turned out rather well.
It certainly did.
11/16/2022, 7:58 am
Colonel Obyezyana
And it continues.
11/16/2022, 11:15 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Sprockets: Eco Ass-Hats
12/12/2022, 11:25 am
Colonel Obyezyana
This soy-sipping Herm may lose his hand because he took part in an Eco-Extinction protest wherein he glued his hand to street pavement with a binary epoxy, which heavily damages flesh.
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