11/21/2022, 2:00 pm
North Texas Republican files long-shot bill to dissolve city of Austin
Glorious news, Comrades! If this law passes, the City of Austin will become an independent district that will look, vote, and smell much like the District of Columbia!
Ponder the benefits! Busses of immigrants new voters no longer need to waste time travelling clear to DC to be dropped off, they need be bussed only as far as the District of Austin, then busses get turned back to the border and can make 4 round trips for the same cost! Even the Rethugglikkans have to admire the efficiency and cost savings! Perhaps if we stack up enough new voters whose names end in a "Z" or a vowel, Beto can finally win an election!
Austin's new refugees from San Francisco have already laid the groundwork of public policy, street residency, gutter plumbing, narcotics distribution and sexual alternatives, and there's already a new TESLA plant east of town, just off the turnpike. Welfare in Austin is rampant and available, the climate, culture, and language is relatively familar to our new comrades from the South; our new merchants of human trafficking, deviance, and fentanyl sales will fit right in with the culture at the University, Hippie Hollow, and 6th Street. All of this "progress," indeed everything is redistributed paid for by property taxes and Big Oil (through the Permanent University Fund)!
Pay no attention to the (R) behind the name of the bill's sponsor, he's working for the good of the Party™ !
Viva Texazistan!
Glorious news, Comrades! If this law passes, the City of Austin will become an independent district that will look, vote, and smell much like the District of Columbia!
Ponder the benefits! Busses of immigrants new voters no longer need to waste time travelling clear to DC to be dropped off, they need be bussed only as far as the District of Austin, then busses get turned back to the border and can make 4 round trips for the same cost! Even the Rethugglikkans have to admire the efficiency and cost savings! Perhaps if we stack up enough new voters whose names end in a "Z" or a vowel, Beto can finally win an election!
Austin's new refugees from San Francisco have already laid the groundwork of public policy, street residency, gutter plumbing, narcotics distribution and sexual alternatives, and there's already a new TESLA plant east of town, just off the turnpike. Welfare in Austin is rampant and available, the climate, culture, and language is relatively familar to our new comrades from the South; our new merchants of human trafficking, deviance, and fentanyl sales will fit right in with the culture at the University, Hippie Hollow, and 6th Street. All of this "progress," indeed everything is redistributed paid for by property taxes and Big Oil (through the Permanent University Fund)!
Pay no attention to the (R) behind the name of the bill's sponsor, he's working for the good of the Party™ !
Viva Texazistan!
