You can get a job in gov, mak’n waste disappear
There's a secret you should know
Post your creepy kinks and share.
You may not have the looks.
You may still have your sack!
Just pretend you are a girl
If you only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache
If you only got a moustache.
Hated by common folk
Without a hint of PRIDE.
But posting all your kinks
Can make any man a bride.
Steal some luggage off a plane
Wear their undies on your ass And you'll become a girl your own.
If you only got a moustache A moustache, a moustache If you only got a moustache.
You may be man in drag and uglier than sin
But your pronouns give you clout, You wondering how to pretend
Well here is my advice For how to make a splash
You can claim you are a girl
If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache
If you only got a moustache, a moustache,
A moustache, a moustache, big moustache
Thick moustache My moustache, your mustache, say the word, the word
Moustache: A moustache, a moustache.
Now we both have said moustache
A moustache, a moustache.
If you only got a moustache
12/12/2022, 10:58 am
jackalopelipsky
Most excellent rewrite of The Western world, El P.
"It became the middle finger I couldn't raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war."
"It became the middle finger I couldn't raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war."
I was at a Memorial Day observance in Roswell, Georgia, a few years ago. His daughter was the keynote speaker and she mentioned that fact. He's one of the few who flew both P-38s and F-4s in combat.
