The People's Cube - Political Satire

We've all seen this tired (exhausted) old (senile) symbol of youthful (stupid) revolutionary (adolescent rebellious) spirit (conformity).
It's long due for a replacement (final wash).


At a time when the leftist fashion (fascism) is the outright rejection of reality, the pendulum must swing rightward again with heavy doses of objective truth. Here's the replacement teeshirt, "La Mort d'Che," depicting Che as he ought to be remembered: surrounded by real social justice.


The original shirt's sales success is an ironic tribute to Communism's ability to exploit Capitalism to promote Communism. The new teeshirt never needs ironing. 

If you want to improve on the design, here's a blank teeshirt to help you frame your opus:

 

That shirt is so Che' Social Justice chic! Does is come in hemp? 'pelipsky's old gulag t-shirt is now a gun rag for Mr. J., and this new Che' Social Justice t-shirt is so real, it could set a trend that's gonna last for a long time.

Some other possibilities...

Whew....the comrade able to wear one of those NEW TPC gulag chic t-shirts...is so far into next Tuesday, they’re on their way back!!

Has anyone run the new design past our own Comrade Che-Doh?

Do they make animated t-shirts?




I have yet to see them using our progressive emo-Che we made years ago.

Red Square wrote: ↑

1/25/2023, 12:21 pm

Do they make animated t-shirts?

I the early 1990s, someone predicted that by 2020 there would be programmable animated teeshirts, that Florida would be inundated under 50 feet of boiling ocean and that there would be two treasonous Democrat Presidents.

One out of three's not bad.
 

Speaking of predictions, here's one that would be very appropriate to share on the Internet.


 

Red Square wrote: ↑

1/25/2023, 10:04 pm

Speaking of predictions, here's one that would be very appropriate to share on the Internet.

This from a man whose column has had no worthwhile impact since the invention of the fax machine.

Ironic.