9/17/2008, 11:07 am
Comrades! In keeping with Marshal Pupovich's bold vision of the world next Tuesday, I am anxiously awaiting my own personal financial bailout from KKKapatalist America. By this time next Tuesday, I will be the proud recipient of the Peoples Bailout For the Greater Good.
You see, comrades, I am simply too big to fail. That is right, with my ¾ acre of land in the Peoples Republik of Massachusetts, my wife and child, two cars and clients in 5 states, there are simply too many people wrapped up in my financial sphere if influence for me to go under. This may not be true of most of you but some people are simply more important that others and for the greater good of all, I must be bailed out.
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Now I know a lot of other companies sold off their bad mortgage debt a few years ago because they were actually smart enough to realize that the serfs who make only $24,000 a year could not afford a 6-million-dollar a year mortgage, and these “fiscally responsible” companies actually sold these loans off at a loss to reduce their exposure to such bad debit, but to the I say, “Sour Grapes!” What we need is more rules and regulations like the Obamasiah endorses.
For example, nobody told me that this mortgage thingy I have actually has to be PAID by ME EVERY MONTH!!! Those evil capitalist pigs. How could they not tell me this! As I said before we need more rules to protect “the children” and make it impossible for business to do anything.
Letting a few businesses go under because they are too stupid to run a smart business will not create a chilling effect on other businesses to clean up their act. We need more businesses and people to make stupid decisions, go bankrupt and then take the bailout without ANY consequences whatsoever to them or their business. Only then will we be truly free under the glorious red flag of socialism. When we are all equally poor and stupid, then we will truly be free.
You see, comrades, I am simply too big to fail. That is right, with my ¾ acre of land in the Peoples Republik of Massachusetts, my wife and child, two cars and clients in 5 states, there are simply too many people wrapped up in my financial sphere if influence for me to go under. This may not be true of most of you but some people are simply more important that others and for the greater good of all, I must be bailed out.
~
Now I know a lot of other companies sold off their bad mortgage debt a few years ago because they were actually smart enough to realize that the serfs who make only $24,000 a year could not afford a 6-million-dollar a year mortgage, and these “fiscally responsible” companies actually sold these loans off at a loss to reduce their exposure to such bad debit, but to the I say, “Sour Grapes!” What we need is more rules and regulations like the Obamasiah endorses.
For example, nobody told me that this mortgage thingy I have actually has to be PAID by ME EVERY MONTH!!! Those evil capitalist pigs. How could they not tell me this! As I said before we need more rules to protect “the children” and make it impossible for business to do anything.
Letting a few businesses go under because they are too stupid to run a smart business will not create a chilling effect on other businesses to clean up their act. We need more businesses and people to make stupid decisions, go bankrupt and then take the bailout without ANY consequences whatsoever to them or their business. Only then will we be truly free under the glorious red flag of socialism. When we are all equally poor and stupid, then we will truly be free.