The People's Cube - Political Satire

Somewhere in Colorado:

A spokesthing (gender uncertain) for The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) has has issued a statement that NORAD is having difficulty tracking the alleged Chinese spy balloon because the Chinese have denied that it's spying, a balloon or that it even exists.

"It's very difficult to track something that isn't there," it stated. "If the Chinese government would just come clean about what is floating about in the skies above America, then we would have a much enhanced ability to track it but since they refuse to even acknowledge that it's there, there isn't a whole lot we can do. It's a lot easier to track Santa Claus. At least we know where he's coming from."

TPC will update as more disinformation becomes available.

The elusive Santa Claus has gone radar silent since December 25, 2023 when he was every where at once. Reports of Chinese Zeppelin activity mimicking Santa Claus’ ability to be every where at same time due to Chinese Lab escape are proven to be accidental. Calls to close Chinese intersection with America’s Government are political climate change racism due to anti-Sinotism rhetoric of the extremist MAGA Rethuglicans.