We have a new chef on the payroll roster at the Tractor Barn.
We look forward to trying her latest when she returns from gulag.
Not having my glasses on, I initially thought the headline read, "new chief at Tractor Barn #2". Now that I've seen the actual post and video, I retract my original response of "it's about time".
3/8/2023, 8:41 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
An appropriate post for International Day of the masses Womyn).
Why was she goofing around in the kitchen when everyone knows the beet rations are still in the ground outside in the field, waiting to be uprooted by the masses?
3/9/2023, 9:50 am
jackalopelipsky
Let’s have some propaganda while we wait for our slice of the pea.
3/9/2023, 10:00 am
jackalopelipsky
3/9/2023, 10:55 pm
Red Square
This comrade may nor be a proper Marxist, but he's the right fit for our Tractor Barn #2 communal kitchen.
3/10/2023, 12:56 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Several other experienced cooks have applied for the job...
BELINA SUKHIYEGUBY - hospice cook - very hygiene-conscious
OLGA ZHIRNYYELOZHKI - primary school cook - rigid menu specialist
ANFISA RASTYAZHENNAYAKOZHA - prison cook - nutrition with charm
We have a new chef on the payroll roster at the Tractor Barn.
We look forward to trying her latest when she returns from gulag.
Comrade Ivan, our new chef does not seem very enthusiastic about her promotion. She certainly didn't spend enough time groveling on the floor in search of more peas. I'm wondering where she acquired peas. I haven't seen anything but beets on the floor of Tractor Barn #2. Perhaps Party™ employed chefs get More Equal™ privileges.
We have a new chef on the payroll roster at the Tractor Barn.
We look forward to trying her latest when she returns from gulag.
She certainly didn't spend enough time groveling on the floor in search of more peas.
She's new to the Tractor Barn #2 Kitchen, and naively thought she was just cooking for two. Give her another day.
I'm not so sure that is wise, comrade 'pelipsky. There seems to be desperation in Tractor Barn #2.
I've heard reports that proletariat comrades are turning beets into powder and snorting or smoking them for sustenance. Marx knows what they'll do with peas, if they can get a hold of them.
It certainly doesn't take 45 minutes to burn a pea. That is the kind of inefficiency that The Party™ prefers nobody is aware of.
We may see food riots. That kind of thing is never beneficial to the collective.
