3/20/2023, 11:53 am
Comrades, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you that years of progressivism may be undone by disturbing cultural trends in Europe. Before our very eyes, we are seeing the rotten fruit of representative government, the disaster of letting the unwashed masses, too stupid to be persuaded by settled science, have a voice in government. That this is the very essence of Nazism I need scarcely mention.
The only network allowed to be viewed on the 9" black and white big screen TV in Tractor Barn #2 (that's CNN for the duller comrades) has disturbingly reported, "A farmers’ protest party in the Netherlands has caused a shock after winning provincial elections this week just four years after their founding. Could their rise have wider implications?"
That sounds ominous, and it should. Why? Well, because "Donald Trump and Marine Le Pen have voiced support, while some in the far right see the movement as embodying their ideas of elites using green policies to trample on the rights of individuals." Donald Trump, the worst Republican since Hitler, supports this movement! Even more disturbing is the view of the unwashed farmers who believe green policies, which always save the planet, are nothing more than a means of implementing totalitarianism. Green if for their good, for everybody's good! You know what else would be even better for the Greater Good™? Trampling their rights once and for all. Oh, for the days when you could send farmers out to the beet fields under the muzzle of a PPSh-41. Farmers knew who was boss back then.
Here's something even more disturbing: "Wednesday’s election win is significant as it means the party is now set to be the largest in the Upper House of Parliament, which has the power to block legislation agreed in the Lower House – throwing the Dutch government’s environmental policies into question." Noooooooooooo!!!!!!! I haven't wailed this hard since Trump's inauguration! We may only have five years left to save the planet. Children born into the apocalyptic wasteland of 2028 will ask, "Mommy, what's a planet?" *sniff!*
The chest pounding earth ravishing thug who heads this so-called "farmer's party" made this disturbing statement: "Voters have spoken out very clearly against this government’s policies." What is wrong with you, progressive Europe? You let them vote? Why? Now look at the mess you've made. This is where too much freedom will land you, and this shows the fundamental flaw of letting unconditioned citizens make up their own minds.
However, a compassionate commissar (and nobody cares like your Komissar) tried to understand saying, "So the feeling is that the less successful, less smart people are trapped by a government who doesn’t understand what their problems are." This is disturbing on so many levels. Who knows more about farming, someone whose family has been in the business for generations, or an urban bureaucrat guided by the wisdom of Greta, Sainted Protectress of Earth Mother? Of course the farmer is "less smart" and less compassionate, too. Farming robs Greta of her childhood. How Dare They™!
We know precisely what the problem is. Too many people living too well with too much freedom and too little scientific education. These simple rubes believe that shutting down farms will threaten the food supply and cause famine. Well, okay, but how else can we save the planet? We may only have 2 1/2 years left, so we need to take action now. But, alas, that's off the table for the moment.
There's more. CNN also reports, "A report from The International Centre for Counter-Terrorism describes how what began as local protests got the attention of extremists and conspiracists, in particular seeing it as proof of the so-called “Great Reset” theory of global elites using the masses for their own benefit." That's right. Farmers are terrorists! Left unchecked, they will continue to feed us with quality products for reasonable prices negotiated between consumer and producer. This is only the beginning, and it's both disturbing and ominous.
Stop trying to understand them, you idiot commissars. Double down on the media shaming. And if that doesn't work, make them understand what the bore of a Mosin-Nagant looks like!
And don't get me started on the disaster in Italy. It's early, I'm deeply disturbed, and I'm already exceeding my daily ration of beet vodka.
The only network allowed to be viewed on the 9" black and white big screen TV in Tractor Barn #2 (that's CNN for the duller comrades) has disturbingly reported, "A farmers’ protest party in the Netherlands has caused a shock after winning provincial elections this week just four years after their founding. Could their rise have wider implications?"
That sounds ominous, and it should. Why? Well, because "Donald Trump and Marine Le Pen have voiced support, while some in the far right see the movement as embodying their ideas of elites using green policies to trample on the rights of individuals." Donald Trump, the worst Republican since Hitler, supports this movement! Even more disturbing is the view of the unwashed farmers who believe green policies, which always save the planet, are nothing more than a means of implementing totalitarianism. Green if for their good, for everybody's good! You know what else would be even better for the Greater Good™? Trampling their rights once and for all. Oh, for the days when you could send farmers out to the beet fields under the muzzle of a PPSh-41. Farmers knew who was boss back then.
Here's something even more disturbing: "Wednesday’s election win is significant as it means the party is now set to be the largest in the Upper House of Parliament, which has the power to block legislation agreed in the Lower House – throwing the Dutch government’s environmental policies into question." Noooooooooooo!!!!!!! I haven't wailed this hard since Trump's inauguration! We may only have five years left to save the planet. Children born into the apocalyptic wasteland of 2028 will ask, "Mommy, what's a planet?" *sniff!*
The chest pounding earth ravishing thug who heads this so-called "farmer's party" made this disturbing statement: "Voters have spoken out very clearly against this government’s policies." What is wrong with you, progressive Europe? You let them vote? Why? Now look at the mess you've made. This is where too much freedom will land you, and this shows the fundamental flaw of letting unconditioned citizens make up their own minds.
However, a compassionate commissar (and nobody cares like your Komissar) tried to understand saying, "So the feeling is that the less successful, less smart people are trapped by a government who doesn’t understand what their problems are." This is disturbing on so many levels. Who knows more about farming, someone whose family has been in the business for generations, or an urban bureaucrat guided by the wisdom of Greta, Sainted Protectress of Earth Mother? Of course the farmer is "less smart" and less compassionate, too. Farming robs Greta of her childhood. How Dare They™!
We know precisely what the problem is. Too many people living too well with too much freedom and too little scientific education. These simple rubes believe that shutting down farms will threaten the food supply and cause famine. Well, okay, but how else can we save the planet? We may only have 2 1/2 years left, so we need to take action now. But, alas, that's off the table for the moment.
There's more. CNN also reports, "A report from The International Centre for Counter-Terrorism describes how what began as local protests got the attention of extremists and conspiracists, in particular seeing it as proof of the so-called “Great Reset” theory of global elites using the masses for their own benefit." That's right. Farmers are terrorists! Left unchecked, they will continue to feed us with quality products for reasonable prices negotiated between consumer and producer. This is only the beginning, and it's both disturbing and ominous.
Stop trying to understand them, you idiot commissars. Double down on the media shaming. And if that doesn't work, make them understand what the bore of a Mosin-Nagant looks like!
And don't get me started on the disaster in Italy. It's early, I'm deeply disturbed, and I'm already exceeding my daily ration of beet vodka.
Editor's note: all quotes from the article are original and unaltered.
