9/19/2008, 11:24 pm
AHOY! Ye Mateys! And a HAPPY "International Talk Like A Pirate" Day to Ye'all!
Would not be a GLORIOUS "Talk Like a Pirate" day without praisin' 'bout our glorious comrade Obama.
For he be not just a mere Pirate, arrrgh, he be above us as an elitist always be!
He be a privateer! For he be workin' for the glorious government, robbin' and plunderin' the wealthy for not himself alone, but for the expansion of our government!
He BE such a glorious pirate that we must elect him as our commander, for he know best what to do with our booty!
Butt just be careful which booty they be after...