The People's Cube - Political Satire

First, a Galcialist (Gal + Socialist) must know how to recognize a trendy Brocalist (Pretend Brother + Socialist). There are two varieties of Brocalist to choose for this recipe. 

Type One Brocalist: Type one uses progressive values to woo womyn of socialism. This variety of Brocalist likes "Art" because that means visualizing unclothed womym without the stigma of being a pervert. Throughout the ages, "ART" has objectified womym, especially naked women. The Brocalist loves films filled with bare breasted womym exposing the film's plot. This variety of Brocalist is not a brother socialist to the Galcialist, because real brothers do not have sex, or even dream of having sex, with their sisters of socialism. A Brocalist desiring to get intimate with his Galcialist acquaintances is a sexist jerk, not a real Socialist™.

Type Two Brocalist:  Views women as expendable objects and treats them poorly to hide deeply intrenched insecurities. Karl Marx was a Brocalist of the First World Order®. While pretending to the world, and most importantly, himself,  Marx wrote the talk about liberating the underdog; while at home he subverted his patriarchal controlled womym for his own self-benefit and survival.

Galcialists and Brocalists do not work together making Climate Change a gender specific problem. Galcialists know Climate Change hurts womyn more. Therefore, Climate Change also hurts chidlryn of every Brocalist Nation the hardest. These childryn are born from the communion of Brocalists having unprotected sex with Galcialists, who after giving birth, realize they have been subverted into motherhood, and other oppressive tradstandards.

So, care in the reparation of any Brocalist recipe must be seized at the first #Metoo opportunity. Brocalists dress in the appropriate clothing of a Socialist. This makes it difficult to determine just what variety the Galcialist is colluding in the domestic war kitchen with, until it's too late. Brocalists wear the left's socialist brands and spout the left's socialist lies. However, only Galcialists understand the true intent of Socialism's advance on MOTHER Earth and the diverse people's groups who share no fundamental foundations of humanity while living on this Green Planet.® 

In fact, it's just best to avoid Brocalists altogether and stop trying different recipes to stir fry, batter, then deep fry, smother, bake, or, even closed pit smoke, these pretend Socialist brothers.
 

Is there any similarity between a "brocialist and a brocalist?"

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/27/2023, 3:26 pm

Is there any similarity between a "brocialist and a brocalist?"

Based on my 1.5 minutes of intensive googling study, I found this enlightening article, A Feminist's Guide to Brocalism and this, brocialist. 

I think they can be used interchangeably, but I will defer to comrade 'pelipski's opinion.

‘pelipsky didn’t make up the word Brocalist, only reported that they were out there. Galcialist is a ‘pelipsky word, however.



Why the Galcialist teacher is unable to look squarely at her camera phone remains problematic.

Even more important is the Galcialist’s nagging question, “What variety of Brocialist/Brocalist is Jaymar?”

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/27/2023, 4:40 pm

‘pelipsky didn’t make up the word Brocalist, only reported that they were out there. Galcialist is a ‘pelipsky word, however.



Why the Galcialist teacher is unable to look squarely at her camera phone remains problematic.

Even more important is the Galcialist’s nagging question, “What variety of Brocialist/Brocalist is Jaymar?”

I'd put my money on type one.  Not against socialism, but doesn't really care.  Just wants to get in their knickers, kinda like me.
 

Kim Jong Fun wrote: ↑

3/27/2023, 9:00 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/27/2023, 4:40 pm

‘pelipsky didn’t make up the word Brocalist, only reported that they were out there. Galcialist is a ‘pelipsky word, however.



Why the Galcialist teacher is unable to look squarely at her camera phone remains problematic.

Even more important is the Galcialist’s nagging question, “What variety of Brocialist/Brocalist is Jaymar?”

I'd put my money on type one.  Not against socialism, but doesn't really care.  Just wants to get in their knickers, kinda like me.
 

KJF, the novel, Flicker, written by Theodore Rosak tells the tale of a Type One Brocialist who goes deeper than he ought into the world of cinema's hidden sex appeal agenda.

From the golden age of art movies and underground cinema to X-rated porn, splatter films, and midnight movies, this breathtaking thriller is a tour de force of cinematic fact and fantasy, full of metaphysical mysteries that will haunt the dreams of every moviegoer. Jonathan Gates could not have anticipated that his student studies would lead him to uncover the secret history of the movies—a tale of intrigue, deception, and death that stretches back to the 14th century. But he succumbs to what will be a lifelong obsession with the mysterious Max Castle, a nearly forgotten genius of the silent screen who later became the greatest director of horror films, only to vanish in the 1940s, at the height of his talent. Now, 20 years later, as Jonathan seeks the truth behind Castle's disappearance, the innocent entertainments of his youth—the sexy sirens, the screwball comedies, the high romance—take on a sinister appearance. His tortured quest takes him from Hollywood's Poverty Row into the shadowy lore of ancient religious heresies. He encounters a cast of exotic characters, including Orson Welles and John Huston, who teach him that there's more to film than meets the eye, and journeys through the dark side of nostalgia, where the Three Stooges and Shirley Temple join company with an alien god whose purposes are anything but entertainment.

It all started due to his Type One definition of "ART" to translate into his male brain as getting to see bare, nekkid women, and maybe, get to have sex with them. Flicker is a warning tale for all Type One Brocialist, male lesbians out there in the gulagosphere.

This is all well and good but you're forgetting another aspect of this: the fake Galcialist poseurs who take their clothes off for an artist in the hopes of him having sex with her. I have, shall we say, intimate experience with this kind of art school Galcialist. Very helpful in creating art film and achieving a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree but really no different from a Brocalist, except for the anatomically fun parts.

Not to be left behind, the Right is flirting with broservatives.

https://thefederalist.com/2023/03/28/ab ... -strategy/