I'd love to post all of the dumb things I've seen in person and online. There's been many. But I can't now because I have to reconcile that "vabbing" is a thing and I actually read about it on Wikipedia. I need time to recover.
4/2/2023, 6:36 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Here's another: Scholarly Cradle Hands.
NOTE: If you're too bashful to use scholary cradles, simply use "shy fingers."
4/2/2023, 6:53 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Another dumb thing that some people do: believe that Wakanda is a real nation in Africa.
If you want to make polite people laugh behind your back, salute this flag (the rest of us impolite people will laugh in your face).
P.S. There is no Black Panther either, which you'd know if you hit a library once in a while.
4/2/2023, 8:22 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Standing in line to vote...
Applying for a U.S. entry visa...
Paying taxes...
Sniffing the neck of a vabbing girl and wondering where she's been...
4/3/2023, 6:13 am
Colonel Obyezyana
On the rise: reverse-racial casting of actors in films looks dumb and doesn't work.
In fact, the practice is especially farcical when applied to politics and gender:
4/3/2023, 9:23 am
jackalopelipsky
Houston, Texazistan is a bankrupt spaced city, pretending it’s not. Yet, there’s excitement that Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee is entering the Mayoral Race.
Art from Artificial Intelligence leaves a lot to be desired since it lacks humanity, human experience and human intuition. That's why it almost always has a creepy nightmarish quality, but that's not exactly why it appears in this thread.
When people to use A.I. to make art and then claim it as their own, it's dumb and it doesn't work. You can give A.I. instructions but you are never the artist. It's like working with a police sketch artist; you may offer descriptions but the finished product is his artwork, not yours.
The quality of A.I. "art" varies greatly in proportion to how much you're willing to pay and which software package you choose.
Variations in software also produce stylistic variations.
And then there are the wrinkles that have yet to be ironed out.
People eating spaghetti
An A.I. "artist" can never match a human artist because it has no soul, much like my neighbor, Karen Epcot, who bought up and hoarded every single roll of toilet paper in town on the first day of the 2020 lockdown.
Karen Epcot in her garage one day after the 2020 lockdown began.
Soulless, like this Democrat ASSAI rendering of current events:
4/3/2023, 12:04 pm
trashmouth
Picking some wonderful mushrooms in the various open fields of Ukraine
Picking some wonderful mushrooms in the various open fields of Ukraine
Eerily similar to this A.I. rendering of the flag of the Ukrainian Mushroom Pickers Association.
4/3/2023, 3:47 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
ADVERTISING ON 3RD WORLD BILLBOARDS
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4/3/2023, 4:43 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Trying to argue that abortion on demand is somehow a "right to choose" (murder).
4/3/2023, 5:24 pm
Red Zeppelin
Viggio Mortensen ain't Solomon Northrup.......he ain't Kowalski, either.
I will never, ever forgive him for that. It was like trying to do a remake of "Casablanca" - absolute sacrilege.
Viggio Mortensen ain't Solomon Northrup.......he ain't Kowalski, either.
I will never, ever forgive him for that. It was like trying to do a remake of "Casablanca" - absolute sacrilege.
TALKING ABOUT VIGGO MORTENSEN
[My daughter (Lieutenant O.) got to meet him several years ago. She was thrilled but I'm indifferent.]
4/3/2023, 5:56 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
BLOWING THE VALUE OF YOUR BRAND BY ASSOCIATING IT WITH PSYCHOPATHIC PERVERTS
NOTE: If you're too bashful to use scholary cradles, simply use "shy fingers."
Golly, Col. O., that's a lot to remember.
Have you ever noticed that the people who frail their arms around and use lots of gestures, like San Fran Nan and Jan Peesaki, are LIARS. In their little lying brains they seem to think their use of out of control gestures makes their lies more convincing. People that keep you engaged with their speech and minimal hand gestures are the people that are the most convincing.
I like to keep things simple with one gesture that can be used when appropriate.
Mystery item No. 1
And for those times when you need more than a single.
Hide it back (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)
4/4/2023, 8:36 am
Red Zeppelin
RE: On the rise: reverse-racial casting of actors in films looks dumb and doesn't work.
The be-all-end-all parody of that was Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus playing a stereotypical Vietnam-era Black sergeant in "Tropic Thunder".
“I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!”
Well acted and genuinely funny.
RE: Tranny Fluid
Well, I had a Saginaw 4 speed that identified as a Muncie back in the day......even had a shifter that said so.