A few days ago, a liberal feminist Mother's Day greeting appeared on the web. It shamelessly equated the hardest job in the world—raising children—to feeding a cat or watering a plant.
Mothers everywhere deserve an apology but feminists will never apologize or even acknowledge their crassness, so here is the original greeting alongside my correction:
Sorry, fembeciles, but Mother's Day is for mothers, not for single females with degrees in womyn's studies and identity politics who are so insufferable that they live alone and pretend to be "Pet Parents." Go back to the feminist's aisle at Trader Joe's.
5/16/2023, 12:17 pm
Kim Jong Fun
Colonel O on point as ever
5/16/2023, 1:31 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Mother's Day is not for single females winos who thank God they have no children, live alone in the woods with their dogs, paint rocks and trees, and then have the nerve to write advice columns and accuse the 45th President of raping them.
5/17/2023, 1:07 pm
Red Zeppelin
RE: E. Jean Carroll
As that great Texistanian philosopher Hank Rutherford Hill would say, "That girl ain't right"
