Comrades, almost two thirds of the USSA has been choking on unauthorized smoke ostensibly caused by "wildfires" in Canadistan. This has particularly affected New York City in ways that foreshadow The Glorious World of Next Tuesday,
The People's Cube office building shrouded in subversive, non State-approved and unauthorized smoke particles.
The reception area at the People's Cube New York bunker on Wednesday.
Hazy air outside the State Department's New York City Headquarters, Wednesday.
Mayor Eric Adams advised City residents and illegal alien guests of honor to breathe as little as possible during the health emergency.
New York officials lurched into action with a $50 million aerial public awareness campaign to be paid for with an urgently revised tobacco tax rate.
Heavy smoke turned an LGBT "Day of Visibility" march into a complete failure (lol, as if they've ever been a success).
Canadistan's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau appealed for calm, saying a controlled burn was necessary to clear land for construction of new Chinese air bases and missile silos.
In another tiresome effort to perpetuate the globalist narrative, Senate Lead-Agitprop Chuck Schumer made an absurd attempt to scare the population into believing the smoke was caused by "climate change."
Satellite imagery tends to indicate Schumer's "climate change" occurred all at once in multiple locations.
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6/8/2023, 3:03 pm
jackalopelipsky
Colonel Obyezyana, wouldn’t a true comrade, encourage dissednowfranchied comrades to breathe MORE? The human body has its own all natural filtration system. More breathing means more natural filtration for The NYC Collective. It’s organic, too. Breathe in more, and let your own natural filtration system clear the air. Or, pay someone to do your own breathing for you.
The human body has its own all natural filtration system. More breathing means more natural filtration for The NYC Collective. ...Breathe in more, and let your own natural filtration system clear the air. Or, pay someone to do your own breathing for you.
Comrade 'pelipsky, the human body's filtration mechanisms are not easily comparable to to an n95 mask, a Brita filter, a HEPA screen or a Democrat President. Each of them need to be replaced regularly as each rapidly becomes ineffective.
The nostrils trap various particles.The liver treats toxins. The lungs capture and expel harmful pollutants. Working together, they can provide some protection but they're not invincible and can be stressed into failure....unless they can be replaced.
New York and other smoky bastions of uncompromising liberalism might take a hint from their Chinese friends, who sequester vast numbers of Uyghurs for the purpose of (among other things) organ harvesting.
If Governor Hochul and Mayor Adams agree to accept untold numbers of Uyghur "asylum seekers," they can amass a ready reserve of transplantable nostrils, livers and lungs, allowing New Yorkers (and their esteemed imported migrant prospective Democrat voters) to breathe furiously, confidant that they could rapidly replace their worn-out organs with fresh, clean, untainted Uyghur body parts at a moment's notice.
With the appropriation adoption of the CCP's logic and proven humane sensibilities, the 'pelipsky plan may provide a much-needed permanent solution to an ephemeral problem in the grandest tradition of International Communism!
Once again, the Party™owes a debt of gratitude to the cunning of its antlered lagomorph!
6/9/2023, 8:01 am
jackalopelipsky
Rumor mill in Texazistan is that organ harvesting illegal migrants is happening. It doesn’t really matter which side of the Rio Grande this operation is taking place. After all, if a Central American Uyghur hasn’t been processed by Homeland Security, the organ donator wasn’t a bonafide US citizen with human rights under the 14th Amendment. Sort of like unborn children not having human rights because they aren’t citizens, yet, through the power of the 14th Amendment.
Breathe with confidence, comrades, knowing a human organ filter change is available to good Party members.
6/9/2023, 1:35 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Speaking of smoke from Canadistani wild fires, there is another kind of smoke there: cigarette smoke.
Canadistan's globalist government, having recently adopted an encouraged assisted suicide program, is so bloated by it's own ivory-tower social-justice zeal that it fails to see the the irony of the health-warning labels that are now mandatory on individual cigarettes.
Hence, to help the oppressed citizens of Canadistan to quit for their own good, I've created a chart of suggested changes to those unpopular and futile labels.
And speaking of weakness and ineffectivness: the solar panels that the Globalists insist we use to enrich China replace "fossil" fuels.
