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6/15/2023, 1:06 pm
Panem Et Circenses
Is your nation a Banana Republic where lies are truth, injustice is fairness, and work is freedom?
Play Banana Republic Bingo and find out for sure!
Print out your playing card (on recycled paper):
Simply mark off each square as it becomes true in your country. The first one to call Bingo will have their door broken down at 2am and hauled off to an undisclosed location for questioning. Thank you for playing!
6/15/2023, 2:29 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Not yet. But if it become a
bananas and sour cream* republic, I'm all in.
* it's even better with some ground mint leaves and a spinkling of crunchy crushed corn flakes.
6/15/2023, 2:58 pm
Panem Et Circenses
Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑6/15/2023, 2:29 pm
Not yet. But if it become a
bananas and sour cream* republic, I'm all in.
* it's even better with some ground mint leaves and a spinkling of crunchy crushed corn flakes.
How about a Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich Republic? Elvis would have liked that...
6/15/2023, 6:21 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑6/15/2023, 2:58 pm
Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑6/15/2023, 2:29 pm
Not yet. But if it become a
bananas and sour cream* republic, I'm all in.
* it's even better with some ground mint leaves and a spinkling of crunchy crushed corn flakes.
How about a Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich Republic? Elvis would have liked that...
Bingo! The only thing that would make it even better is BACON!
6/16/2023, 6:33 am
Colonel Obyezyana
6/16/2023, 8:57 am
jackalopelipsky
Bingo!
Now, to layer up a Peanut Butter Banana Republic Pudding for the 2:00 am Federal visitors.
6/16/2023, 9:59 am
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
BINGO!
Comrade 'pelipsky, bribery of Federal officials is a felony, especially if they accept the bribes they then charge you with offering.
FORWARD!
6/16/2023, 11:12 am
jackalopelipsky
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑6/16/2023, 9:59 am
BINGO!
Comrade 'pelipsky, bribery of Federal officials is a felony, especially if they accept the bribes they then charge you with offering.
FORWARD!
You are so kkkorrect, Marsupial Comrade! Only in the Biden Administration is Texazistan’s hospitality a crime against the State. What on earff was the mythical horned lagomorph thinking?? And, on a gas range, too! ‘pelipsky even bakes own peanut butter cookies to lawyer up in court with rest of the collective in this Peanut Butter Banana Republic Pudding!!!
When will Texazistan’s Governor protect the rights of rabbits to have antlers in the workplaces of Texazistan? How’s a Peanut Butter Banana Republican Pudding ‘sposed to handle being a criminal to the Biden estate, around here?
This is not the Texazistan Elvis left in buildings. It’s common hospitality to fix something nice when you know the FBI has you scheduled for a 2:00 am raid. Civilized jackalopes simply do this to make the effort a gala event.
What kind of Alinsky agency would eat the Peanut Butter Banana Republican Pudding only to arrest Jackalopelipsky for cooking with gas? It’s Bingo! Day, comrades. Some Agency’s been smoking banana peels, and it’s beginning to show up in their cognitive dissonance skills.
6/16/2023, 5:41 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Comrade Jackalope,
Just leave your "sun tea" jug (appropriately sweetened with more sugar than required) and a stack of those red plastic cups on top of the ice chest on the front porch overnight.
The Federales will know which side your biscuits are buttered from...
6/17/2023, 6:22 am
jackalopelipsky
Good advice Tractor Barn Ivan.
Jackalopelipsky will be leaving the Bug Lite on,
