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Elon Musk has officially challenged Mark Zuckerberg to "a literal dick-measuring contest."

It sounds too ridiculous to be true, but so does "We have yet to determine who brought cocaine into the White House."


What isn't clear is what's being measured; who has the biggest dick or who is the biggest dick? And is the contest limited to the "among multibillionaires" category?

Contestants can select their own measuring tools to measure each other's tools and Guinness World Records will officiate. 

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2023/07/ ... -rages-on/

 

Joe Biden just happened to show up and offer assistance in this Jerk Off.



Dark Biden is sending the corn pop ray gun eyes, because Joe believes his Presidential hat is a longer piece of stovepipe, than that of any British National Guardsmen.

Dark Biden’s been a longer jerk off, than either of these featherweights. ‘pelipsky can see those Dark Biden corn popped eyes going all Kevin Spacey on King Charles III’s National Guardsman. The pornography of Biden makes a regal tampon in the men’s room.

This is a Musk vs Zuck Mixed Measurement Cage Fight. There must be a standard of being a Dick to fix the rules and rating system. Dark Biden is that Standard, Colonel O.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/11/2023, 12:11 pm

Joe Biden just happened to show up and offer assistance in this Jerk Off.

Biden doesn't have a chance:  the contest will be held supervised under the firm hand auspices of the Guinness Book of World records. 
 

Biden doesn't have a chance: the contest will be held supervised under the firm hand auspices of the Guinness Book of World records.

Biden doesn't have a chance: the contest is supervised under the firm hand of the Guinness Book of World Records and the New York Times, however, the accuracy cannot be guaranteed.....