7/19/2023, 10:03 am
The first recipient of the Honorary "Bowe Bergdahl" Goodwill and Military Exchange Program Ambassadorship to North Korea has been named by the Bai-Din Administration.
Private Second Class Travis King has crossed into North Korea from the South, deserting from the military modifying his assigned duty station under his own initiative. His method of transit was approved by Border Czar and Vice President Kamala (see, there's no problem with southern borders) Harris.
Having just been released from South Korean incarceration and subjected to show trial Non-Judicial Punishment in his unit, Ambassador King evaded the oppressors military officials who were about to put him on a plane back to the U.S. to face further military justice, hid for a day while he joined a tour group to the Demilitarized Zone at Panmunjom. At the time of his choosing, he sprinted to the welcoming arms of the North Korean People's Republic where he will be a guest for some time, as most of the "good" prisoners in the U.S. were either previously released from Guantanamo, or traded for Brittany Griner.
As a Private Second Class, King's limited vast trove of military knowledge, discipline, and decision making skills will be most helpful to his hosts once he begins to confess share.
As with "Sergeant" Bowe Berghdahl's absence in Afghanistan, King is still taking up valuable space on the personnel roster of his unit, his pay and allowances will accrue in his absence, and he will be promoted as he normally would over time.
This story is developing, updates as they happpen, films at eleven.
Ivan the Stakhanovets, reporting. Now back to our regular programming.
