The International Olympic Committee has added a new event for the forthcoming 2024 Olympics: The Climate Activist Drag.
It consists of a split team of Draggers and the Climate Activists and is played on a section of road with blocked traffic and angry drivers honking horns. Draggers must drag Climate Activists off the road and keep them off long enough for traffic to proceed.
Hair pulling is permitted.
This particular test trial was sponsored by German climate alarmist group Letzte Generation (Last Generation).
The event is expected to debut at the 2024 Paris Olympics, which, by the way, has a very clever logo that depicts olympic torch flames if you look at the white part or a sassy Parisian demoiselle if you look at the gold part.
7/20/2023, 10:17 am
trashmouth
Ya, das pictures is nich for der relaxin un complainin der climatin un makes der finger poken un mitten grabben excitin...Ya?
Ya, das pictures is nich for der relaxin un complainin der climatin un makes der finger poken un mitten grabben excitin...Ya?
You must be the German language consultant for Squire.
7/22/2023, 9:19 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Incidentally, since Thursday it's been rumored that a lioness has escaped from a zoo and is wandering around Berlin, Germany, getting hungrier and hungrier while tasty climate alarmists are blocking traffic nearby.
