The People's Cube - Political Satire

Federal law states that only U.S. citizens can serve as police officers and deputies. But Illinois House Bill 3751 would change that for immigrants (Illegal Aliens) who are work-eligible under federal law. 
The bill's sponsor called it a natural progression – now that some undocumented immigrants can become health care workers and military members. To promote Interplanetary relations and exploit resources actual Space Aliens, including the Grays, the Reptilians, and Hopkinsville Goblins will also join the Party. We must welcome these Comrades, who we hope will have no cultural connections or moral objections to liquidating the excess inventory of troublesome natural born American Citizens, those who still insist on maintaining their individuality and what they consider their "own" property. Great Days are coming Comrades.

I denounce your use of the offensive pejorative "alien" when referring to extraplanetary undocumented visitors coming to do the jobs that earth-persons will not do.

Shame on you.

In Chicago, Space Cops might be an improvement.




All things considered.

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Looks like one of them Hopkinsville Goblins landed a job.

As glorious progressives, why should we force these illegals to assimilate? Nowhere in this legislation is their right to protect their indigenous ability to preserve their language and culture. So now we will force these poor illegals to get social security numbers, even pay taxes which makes the whole concept of illegals cleaning our toilets, picking our fruits, and doing yardwork under the table quite unfashionable and unrealistic. Sure, most Nazi right-wing, weak-minded Republican voters who are unfortunately still clinging to the world of moral absolutes, gender codes, strong American family values, and citizenship will be put off by the presence of colorful lowrider police cars powering their hydraulics to bounce up and down with pro-pueblo imagery of flowers, warriors and geometric designs that borrow heavily from stories and Aztec myths. Soon the glorious sounds of Bad Bunny, Eslabon Armado, and Karol G will compete against the sounds of gunfire coming from areas of West Englewood, Riverdale, and South Deering ( which, by the way, will become a winning incentive to vote Democrat in the next election)! Perhaps even Hollywood with progressive journalistic objectivity will remake Eddie Murphy’s, Coming to America to Venir a America......to celebrate this wonderful achievement.....


 

Makes a comrade want to say, defund the police.