9/22/2023, 2:04 pm
They know.
Political humor and satire from the original Party Organ of Record.
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Sorry, Comrade, but loose 'pelipskys sink ships. The secret is out (and the waffles are delicious!).jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑9/22/2023, 6:48 pmThis sign is not a real interstate highway sign. There is no underground TPC Party Bunker.
They have it all.jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑9/24/2023, 7:10 amWhat a testimonial!! Beet Flour Waffles!!! Beet Maple Syrup?? Fried Uniparty Wings??
Well, what about the world's eating compliance™, where we are supposed to entertain the consumption of all those beautiful crickets and bugs? Are you not following the dictates of the world's eating compliance™ by providing beet flour waffles and beet maple syrup?What a testimonial!! Beet Flour Waffles!!! Beet Maple Syrup?? Fried Uniparty Wings?? Wwwwwwwwhhhhhhooooooowwwwwweeeeeee at high decibels, Colonel O.
trashmouth wrote: ↑9/25/2023, 4:22 pmWell, what about the world's eating compliance™, where we are supposed to entertain the consumption of all those beautiful crickets and bugs? Are you not following the dictates of the world's eating compliance™ by providing beet flour waffles and beet maple syrup?jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑9/24/2023, 7:10 amWhat a testimonial!! Beet Flour Waffles!!! Beet Maple Syrup?? Fried Uniparty Wings?? Wwwwwwwwhhhhhhooooooowwwwwweeeeeee at high decibels, Colonel O.
Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑9/25/2023, 8:14 pmtrashmouth wrote: ↑9/25/2023, 4:22 pmWell, what about the world's eating compliance™, where we are supposed to entertain the consumption of all those beautiful crickets and bugs? Are you not following the dictates of the world's eating compliance™ by providing beet flour waffles and beet maple syrup?jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑9/24/2023, 7:10 amWhat a testimonial!! Beet Flour Waffles!!! Beet Maple Syrup?? Fried Uniparty Wings?? Wwwwwwwwhhhhhhooooooowwwwwweeeeeee at high decibels, Colonel O.
Firstly, It is not I, but The People's Cube Secret Underground Bunker Waffle House and Wastewater Reclamation Plant that is making (the delicious) waffles.
Secondly, the "world's eating compliance" is one of many unenforceable diktats from a cadre of globalist-elite jet-setting plutocrat swine who've convinced themselves they'll be in charge by 2020. It is not a benevolent suggestion by the magnanimous Party™ that we know and love as if it were our very own big brother, and—if it were—a new revolution would be in order.
Lastly, bugs are not fit for human consumption, which speaks volumes about how the globalist-elite view the world's human non-billionaire population, which it plans to decimate* and enslave under the ruse of a contrived "climate change" crisis.
I intend to eat as much beef as I can (while it's still available) or until I'm assassinated by Thugs from the temple of Kali who regard cows as sacred (or are envious because they're stuck with yogurt and lentils).
* Who will be able to buy anything when nobody is allowed to own anything? Seems that doesn't matter to the Globalists, who are banking heavily on a depopulated world rich with spoils for only themselves to pick though.
Comrade, your concerns have been noted and carefully filed away in the People's Archive.Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑9/26/2023, 9:25 pmColonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑9/25/2023, 8:14 pmtrashmouth wrote: ↑9/25/2023, 4:22 pmWell, what about the world's eating compliance™, where we are supposed to entertain the consumption of all those beautiful crickets and bugs? Are you not following the dictates of the world's eating compliance™ by providing beet flour waffles and beet maple syrup?jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑9/24/2023, 7:10 amWhat a testimonial!! Beet Flour Waffles!!! Beet Maple Syrup?? Fried Uniparty Wings?? Wwwwwwwwhhhhhhooooooowwwwwweeeeeee at high decibels, Colonel O.
Firstly, It is not I, but The People's Cube Secret Underground Bunker Waffle House and Wastewater Reclamation Plant that is making (the delicious) waffles.
Secondly, the "world's eating compliance" is one of many unenforceable diktats from a cadre of globalist-elite jet-setting plutocrat swine who've convinced themselves they'll be in charge by 2023. It is not a benevolent suggestion by the magnanimous Party™ that we know and love as if it were our very own big brother, and—if it were—a new revolution would be in order.
Lastly, bugs are not fit for human consumption, which speaks volumes about how the globalist-elite view the world's human non-billionaire population, which it plans to decimate* and enslave under the ruse of a contrived "climate change" crisis.
I intend to eat as much beef as I can (while it's still available) or until I'm assassinated by Thugs from the temple of Kali who regard cows as sacred (or are envious because they're stuck with yogurt and lentils).
* Who will be able to buy anything when nobody is allowed to own anything? Seems that doesn't matter to the Globalists, who are banking heavily on a depopulated world rich with spoils for only themselves to pick though.
Colonel, this is an unacceptable thought crime which may lead to denunciation and possibly a show trial. We need food security, period. No longer can we tolerate the free market system which allows producers to efficiently use their resources to provide for consumers. No, we must solve the obesity epidemic, and something like a UN run food security program is the quickest way to make that happen. When Mikhail Gorbachev asked Margaret Thatcher how she makes sure her citizens are fed, she infamously said, and I quote, "I don't." How heartless! Never again! We must have food rationing like Cuba and North Korea to make sure that our citizens are, um, not fat. Once implemented, the results of the program may be discussed over a second or third helping of beet waffles in the "bunker" if such a place exists.
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑9/26/2023, 9:25 pmColonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑9/25/2023, 8:14 pmtrashmouth wrote: ↑9/25/2023, 4:22 pmWell, what about the world's eating compliance™, where we are supposed to entertain the consumption of all those beautiful crickets and bugs? Are you not following the dictates of the world's eating compliance™ by providing beet flour waffles and beet maple syrup?jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑9/24/2023, 7:10 amWhat a testimonial!! Beet Flour Waffles!!! Beet Maple Syrup?? Fried Uniparty Wings?? Wwwwwwwwhhhhhhooooooowwwwwweeeeeee at high decibels, Colonel O.
Firstly, It is not I, but The People's Cube Secret Underground Bunker Waffle House and Wastewater Reclamation Plant that is making (the delicious) waffles.
Secondly, the "world's eating compliance" is one of many unenforceable diktats from a cadre of globalist-elite jet-setting plutocrat swine who've convinced themselves they'll be in charge by 2020. It is not a benevolent suggestion by the magnanimous Party™ that we know and love as if it were our very own big brother, and—if it were—a new revolution would be in order.
Lastly, bugs are not fit for human consumption, which speaks volumes about how the globalist-elite view the world's human non-billionaire population, which it plans to decimate* and enslave under the ruse of a contrived "climate change" crisis.
I intend to eat as much beef as I can (while it's still available) or until I'm assassinated by Thugs from the temple of Kali who regard cows as sacred (or are envious because they're stuck with yogurt and lentils).
* Who will be able to buy anything when nobody is allowed to own anything? Seems that doesn't matter to the Globalists, who are banking heavily on a depopulated world rich with spoils for only themselves to pick though.
Colonel, this is an unacceptable thought crime which may lead to denunciation and possibly a show trial. We need food security, period. No longer can we tolerate the free market system which allows producers to efficiently use their resources to provide for consumers. No, we must solve the obesity epidemic, and something like a UN run food security program is the quickest way to make that happen. When Mikhail Gorbachev asked Margaret Thatcher how she makes sure her citizens are fed, she infamously said, and I quote, "I don't." How heartless! Never again! We must have food rationing like Cuba and North Korea to make sure that our citizens are, um, not fat. Once implemented, the results of the program may be discussed over a second or third helping of beet waffles in the "bunker" if such a place exists.
jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑9/27/2023, 7:23 amKomissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑9/26/2023, 9:25 pmColonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑9/25/2023, 8:14 pmtrashmouth wrote: ↑9/25/2023, 4:22 pm
Well, what about the world's eating compliance™, where we are supposed to entertain the consumption of all those beautiful crickets and bugs? Are you not following the dictates of the world's eating compliance™ by providing beet flour waffles and beet maple syrup?
Firstly, It is not I, but The People's Cube Secret Underground Bunker Waffle House and Wastewater Reclamation Plant that is making (the delicious) waffles.
Secondly, the "world's eating compliance" is one of many unenforceable diktats from a cadre of globalist-elite jet-setting plutocrat swine who've convinced themselves they'll be in charge by 2020. It is not a benevolent suggestion by the magnanimous Party™ that we know and love as if it were our very own big brother, and—if it were—a new revolution would be in order.
Lastly, bugs are not fit for human consumption, which speaks volumes about how the globalist-elite view the world's human non-billionaire population, which it plans to decimate* and enslave under the ruse of a contrived "climate change" crisis.
I intend to eat as much beef as I can (while it's still available) or until I'm assassinated by Thugs from the temple of Kali who regard cows as sacred (or are envious because they're stuck with yogurt and lentils).
* Who will be able to buy anything when nobody is allowed to own anything? Seems that doesn't matter to the Globalists, who are banking heavily on a depopulated world rich with spoils for only themselves to pick though.
Colonel, this is an unacceptable thought crime which may lead to denunciation and possibly a show trial. We need food security, period. No longer can we tolerate the free market system which allows producers to efficiently use their resources to provide for consumers. No, we must solve the obesity epidemic, and something like a UN run food security program is the quickest way to make that happen. When Mikhail Gorbachev asked Margaret Thatcher how she makes sure her citizens are fed, she infamously said, and I quote, "I don't." How heartless! Never again! We must have food rationing like Cuba and North Korea to make sure that our citizens are, um, not fat. Once implemented, the results of the program may be discussed over a second or third helping of beet waffles in the "bunker" if such a place exists.
Ixnay the denouncement. This the TPC Secret Underground Bunker Waffle House, we are talking about. Obese comrades don't exist in the TPC Secret Underground Bunker anymore than homosexuals exist in Iran. Accusing TPC Secret Underground Bunker beet flour waffle and beet maple syrup loving comrades of the crimes of NON TPC Secret Underground Bunker comrades is getting close to treason, Al-Blogunov.
At the TPC Secret Underground Bunker Beet Flour Waffle House, we pride ourselves on maintaining pure beet flour, devoid of contaminates. There is never a fly in the beet maple syrup at our secret installation. Are you suggesting that the TPC Secret Underground Bunker Beet Flour Waffle House follow the dictats of The World by adopting such food adulterated practices, Al-Blogunov?? Surely not.
Be sure to empty the People's Archive and put in a new receptacle liner and all will be forgotten.
Remember, this is the TPC Secret Underground Bunker Beet Flour Waffle House, not an open to the public Jack in the Box.
Secret Bunker comrade forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑9/27/2023, 9:14 amWhile we're stuffing ourselves wondering how food rationing isn't working for the masses,
jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑9/28/2023, 9:28 amKomissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑9/27/2023, 9:14 amWhile we're stuffing ourselves wondering how food rationing isn't working for the masses,
Why would TPC comrades be thinking about this while enjoying delicious beet waffles at the TPC Underground Bunker Waffle House? Would Stalin have worried about how food rationing wasn't working for his unwashed masses??? Would Fidel??
This ain't Thunderdome, this is Communism, Al-Blogunov. Now, do you want some cracked eggs with your beet waffle, or not?
Your best TPC Secret Bunker jackalope, evah, welcome,
JackalopeLIPsky
Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑9/28/2023, 9:28 pmjackalopelipsky wrote: ↑9/28/2023, 9:28 amKomissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑9/27/2023, 9:14 amWhile we're stuffing ourselves wondering how food rationing isn't working for the masses,
Why would TPC comrades be thinking about this while enjoying delicious beet waffles at the TPC Underground Bunker Waffle House? Would Stalin have worried about how food rationing wasn't working for his unwashed masses??? Would Fidel??
This ain't Thunderdome, this is Communism, Al-Blogunov. Now, do you want some cracked eggs with your beet waffle, or not?
Your best TPC Secret Bunker jackalope, evah, welcome,
JackalopeLIPsky
Thank you, Comrade. Sunny side up, please. Yes, you're quite right. We would only be discussing how our objectives have been met ahead of schedule with such abundance that would make the capitalist oppressors squirm with envy. I was skating on thin ice there (because of climate change), so thanks for pulling me back.
Ugh. I hate that (right now) I can't see anything on TwiteX unless I'm a signed-in member (same for Facebook).

Just keep them in the display case, Comrade.