The People's Cube - Political Satire

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As I sit here on my Party approved computer, I got the idea, we have a list of "you might be a liberal" and "You might be guilty of thoughtcrime". However, we do not have a list of sill acronyms for news stations. So I ask, let us make a list of any news station's letters acronyms.

CBS:
Communist Broadcasting System
Clinton Broadcasting System
Creates Bogus Stories
Can Bulls&#T Stories


CNN:
Clinton News Network
Communist News Network
Call for Nothing New
Capitalist Negation Network

ABC:
Abort Babies Campaign
All Barack Channel
All Bill Clinton
America's Bolshevik Channel
Against Big Conservatives
All for Big Communism
ACORN's Big Commrade

NBC:
National Barack Channel
National Bolshevik Campaign
Now Broadcasting for Communists.
Now Booting Conservatives.
Nagging Bothersome Channel

Yes, I know many of them are about the same, but feel free to add more.

I can only think of a more serious, intellectual acronym to add:

AP:
All Poop

To add to the list of completely serious and not at all juvenile acronyms....

CNN:
Crappy Nerdy Nerds

ABC:
A Big Crap

NBC:
Never Buy's Condoms

Premier Betty wrote:To add to the list of completely serious and not at all juvenile acronyms....

CNN:
Crappy Nerdy Nerds

ABC:
A Big Crap

NBC:
Never Buy's Condoms

haha. . .

MSNBC:
My Stars, Nothing But Crap
Mostly Stupid Nonsensical Butt-kissing Communists
Moronic Slovenly Nitwit Boring Commentators
Morbid Socialist News Bending Clowns
Miserable Simpering Nattering Barrack Cronies


CNN:
Condescending Nitwits Network
Corrupt Non-News
Can't Not Nag
Cloddish Nabobs of Negativity (partially plagarized from Spiro Agnew)
Clever New Nutroots


And a hat tip to our Barrack-loving friends (including Heather) from across the border....

CBC:
Can't Buy Clues
Completely Barrack's Clones

PBS:
Propaganda Broadcasting System
Pure Bovine Slurry

NPR
National Propaganda Radio
National Pravda Radio

ABC
Anything But Correct

MSNBC
My Stalinist Newspeak Broadcasting System

NBC
Newspeak Bull S#@t

NPR:
Not Properly Reporting
National Progressive Radio
Not Personally Responsible (Possible Drive-By Media definition, Hmmm. . .?)


Al Jazera:
Alah Lives, Jolt and Zap Evil Republican Adversaries
All Loyalists, Just Arrest Zealots Repealing Alah

NPR:
Nutroots Posing as Reporters
Never Praising Republicans

PBS:
Permanently Barrack's Sycophants
Pushing Baloney Surrepetitiously

ABC:
Always Bashing Capitalism
Against Bladder Control

CNN:
Creating News Non-stop
Clearly Not Neutral
Communists' News Needs
Conning News Nerds
Corrupting National (K)Nowledge

BBC:
Bolshevik Brainwashing Corp.
British Brainwashing Corp.
Bye Bye, Civilization!
Bye Bye, Country!

TASS:
Truth And Serious Socialism
Truth And Sincere Sycophancy
True And Self-Serving

CBS:
Can't Be Serious

ABC:
Almost Believable Crud
A BS Channel