My vote is for the Hamas Freedom Fighter - the oppressed masses who live in the Largest Open Air Prison in the World (LOAPW) and go house to house murdering everyone inside. For the cause of Freedom.
My vote is for the Hamas Freedom Fighter - the oppressed masses who live in the Largest Open Air Prison in the World (LOAPW) and go house to house murdering everyone inside. For the cause of Freedom.
Pssst, Panem….’pelipsky’s using TPC Cone of Silence so that no one can hear what’s being written here…so, we’re “Safe” from government over reach. Aren’t we, the USSA, living in the World’s Largest Open Air Prison? The USSA occupies a far larger land mass than Gaza. The USSA elects their own government administrators, just like Gazans elected Hamas administrators to govern them. Truth.
Gaza has tunnels to protect Hamas’ assets. The USSA has tunnels of deceit to protect the asses of USSA’s government assets. Double fact check.
Conclusion: The Media is spreading disinformation about the location of the World’s Largest Open Air Prison.
Why???
Okay, lifting Cone of Silence, now.
Uuuummmhh, Colonel Obyezyana, shouldn’t there be a tv blaring CNN hanging on the wall of the home office of the bio lab technician?
11/2/2023, 9:47 am
Panem Et Circenses
I think only minorities are in the USSA's OAP. Anyone with white skin is a jailer /oppressor. I'll consult my DIE handbook, but I *think* that's what we're supposed to believe right now.
My vote is for the Hamas Freedom Fighter - the oppressed masses who live in the Largest Open Air Prison in the World (LOAPW) and go house to house murdering everyone inside. For the cause of Freedom.
I think only minorities are in the USSA's OAP. Anyone with white skin is a jailer /oppressor. I'll consult my DIE handbook, but I *think* that's what we're supposed to believe right now.
Panem,....Cone of Silence, please.
If being a jackalope ain't minority enough for the DIE handbook, then the Handbook is wrong. Jackalopes are buff furred critters. (Better camouflage covering for surveillance work.)
There is rumor mill that Stephen F. Austinalope, X, is putting together a jackalope migration to resettle in Brazil, as there is land available for settlers who didn't live there before the Brazilian Constitution was written. Maybe, some crackers and white bread settlers, too.
I think only minorities are in the USSA's OAP. Anyone with white skin is a jailer /oppressor. I'll consult my DIE handbook, but I *think* that's what we're supposed to believe right now.
If being a jackalope ain't minority enough for the DIE handbook, then the Handbook is wrong. Jackalopes are buff furred critters. (Better camouflage covering for surveillance work.)
There is rumor mill that Stephen F. Austinalope, X, is putting together a jackalope migration to resettle in Brazil, as there is land available for settlers who didn't live there before the Brazilian Constitution was written. Maybe, some crackers and white bread settlers, too.
...before the Brazilian Constitution was written...
The Brazilian Constitution was written? All this time I thought it was only communicated with hollow-log drums.
Yes, actually written in a western language, too! But, on the subject of personal property and its development, the Brazilian Constitution appears to have some date ‘penumbras’, or somethink, as explained by journalists @AlJazeera.
A certain ‘Muggy-ness’, as Comrade Panem described.
Colonel O, this Time cover is a real contender. Laughing out loud at jokes the guards of the largest open air prison can’t laugh at is a pleasure all to it self.
I considered placing The Beatles on a Person of the Year cover for its release of one final half-postumous Beatles song, but haven't yet.
Meanwhile, I grafted the song onto the opening-title sequence of the James Bond film, Skyfall, and it fits there rather well.
Great job, Colonel. I love the song too, even though it sounds more like ELO and I can't place it into any of the Beatles albums. Maybe it was the last song of a band called The Bottles.
I grafted the song onto the opening-title sequence of the James Bond film, Skyfall, and it fits there rather well.
Great job, Colonel. I love the song too, even though it sounds more like ELO and I can't place it into any of the Beatles albums. Maybe it was the last song of a band called The Bottles.
Thanks, Comrade.
FYI: Jeff Lynne of ELO helped in the production (his band was open about wanting to carry on the Beatles' style and Lynne himself was close with George Harrison). Lynne reconstructed George Harrison's slide guitar solo.
The string arrangement is typical of earlier George Martin productions on Beatles albums mid to late 1960s.
In 1977, Lennon sang over his piano in the original recording but the tape couldn't be used for the new song until A.I. made it possible to cleanly separate the vocals without the piano.
Colonel Obyezyana - thank you for that information. Given that A.I. was involved, it's safe to assume that all the original Beatles played their instruments using six fingers on each hand, which has significantly improved their performances.
Colonel Obyezyana - thank you for that information. Given that A.I. was involved, it's safe to assume that all the original Beatles played their instruments using six fingers on each hand, which has significantly improved their performances.
Saw this ad for an idiot of the savant in this issue.
I saw that your reply is so good that you posted it twice.
Hackers. No stains…. Haha. Should ‘pelipsky redact or urge comrades to lis’n up twice to doublethumbs communists, on how today’s hip communists own their own work, and make the tax payer really p.a.y.for it, capitalist pig. Doublethumb communists think Civilization is a gaming console.
Manifesto verified independently by the Tennessee Star, that says it independently confirmed the images via “sources in the Tennessee General Assembly who were allowed by the Metro Nashville Police Department to view the Covenant Killer Manifesto .”
Looks like Hunter is going to win, the ballots are already in the warehouse !
11/10/2023, 11:34 pm
Margaret
For Time Person of the Year I would do Che Guevara on a t-shirt dressed up as a Hamas terrorist but my stick figure drawing skills just aren't cutting it.
For Time Person of the Year I would do Che Guevara on a t-shirt dressed up as a Hamas terrorist but my stick figure drawing skills just aren't cutting it.
It wouldn't be his first time on Time's cover:
11/11/2023, 2:18 pm
jackalopelipsky
Can’t cut or paste either, but a Satanic Pope ought to garner a Time cover shot.
In other news: Bribery Today magazine awards Joe Biden Person of the Year award. "We got the goods on him."
In other other news: Bribery Today magazine receives one trillion dollars in federal subsidies.
Bribery is present wherever morality is absent.
11/15/2023, 8:51 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Waiting for the Biden Administration to lump Jews into the same category as "Extreme MAGA Republicans," "Transphobics" and outspoken parents at school board meetings.
The battle between Time Magazine's woke politicos and woke pop culture-obsessors is over and you'll never guess who won Person of the Year, but here's an opportunity to guess from based on increasingly shallow Time's short list:
Never have such an ignorant few chosen anyone so inconsequential from among so many.
Ladies and gentlemen Comrades, Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2023 is...
TAYLOR SWIFT
While the likes of Bach, Beethoven and even The Beatles may be remembered for centuries, Taylor Swift may be remembered for mere minutes before the febrile flush of her fleeting fame fades forever.
Thanks for nothing, Time.
12/6/2023, 3:53 pm
Red Square
It's not like Taylor didn't do anything to earn it. Her status is baked-in.
I found this classic meme in the archive. It's from way back in 1953, when The People's Cube was a struggling monthly print publication:
There's a lot of good stuff in there that deserves to be re-published.
I remember it well. In fact, here's the original image for that meme, which was deemed too provocative and rejected at the last moment in favor of the one you posted.
I found this classic meme in the archive. It's from way back in 1953, when The People's Cube was a struggling monthly print publication:
There's a lot of good stuff in there that deserves to be re-published.
I remember it well. In fact, here's the original image for that meme, which was deemed too provocative and rejected at the last moment in favor of the one you posted.
Ah, yes. Almost everybody (in the decadent West) was hooked on phonics back then.
Ah, yes. Almost everybody (in the decadent West) was hooked on phonics back then.
It was a primitive simpler time.
I remember that time, too. It took a special skill to take a selfie, but some managed.
12/8/2023, 4:58 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
More excellent agitprop, Comrade Colonel.
I like the nod to the Current Truth™ seen in how only biological males may be recognized as exemplary and accomplished women. How wonderful to live in an era in which misogyny has finally been abolished!
