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11/22/2023, 12:39 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Speaking of people who've lived far beyond their expiration dates...
- The Creeping Stones
The Rolling Stones are going on a concert tour sponsored by the leftist American Association of Retired Persons (AARP).
https://pjmedia.com/stephen-kruiser/202 ... p-n4924119
https://www.elderguru.com/political-rea ... join-aarp/
Due to their advanced ages, The Stones have altered the lyrics and titles of some of their biggest hits. Here's an abridged list:
REVISED ROLLING STONES SONGS
Gimme Dentures
(I Can’t Get No) Metamucil
Hey, You, Get Off of My Lawn
Let’s Take a Nap Together
Jumpin’ Jack Flatulence
It’s Only Ox-y-gen (But I Like It)
You Can’t Always Get a Senior Discount
Good Buys Senior Tuesday
Time Is Not On My Side
(This May Be Our) Last Time
Emotional Rescue Pendant
Help Me Up
Mother’s Little Walker
19th Digestive Tract Breakdown
Paint It Gray
Tumbling On Ice
Pacemaker
Bathroom Shuffle
Wild Nurses (Couldn’t Drag Me Away)
Mixed Medications
Brown Sugar Substitute
If you know of any others, let us know.
11/23/2023, 12:14 pm
Red Square
11/23/2023, 12:51 pm
Red Square
Comrade Colonel, thank you for these. But your post misses a concert poster with the band's picture, the AARPP logo, and the list of hits to be played. I personally the collective thinks it might be highly shareable.
11/23/2023, 10:04 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
11/24/2023, 8:08 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Red Square wrote: ↑11/23/2023, 12:51 pm
Comrade Colonel, thank you for these. But your post misses a concert poster with the band's picture, the AARPP logo, and the list of hits to be played.
I personally the collective thinks it might be highly shareable.
How's this?
11/24/2023, 10:23 am
jackalopelipsky
“Fumbling Guys” never sounded so good, this alive.
11/27/2023, 12:17 pm
trashmouth
My favorite album is "Bridges over Geritol." featuring the pile ointment express as the opening act.
11/29/2023, 7:43 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
trashmouth wrote: ↑11/27/2023, 12:17 pm
My favorite album is "Bridges over Geritol." featuring the pile ointment express as the opening act.
I thought that album was "Bridges Over Babble On," but I'm not a big fan even though I saw the Stones at Candlestick Park in 1982 (opened by George Thorogood and The J. Giles Band).
11/29/2023, 8:39 pm
jackalopelipsky
trashmouth wrote: ↑11/27/2023, 12:17 pm
My favorite album is "Bridges over Geritol." featuring the pile ointment express as the opening act.
That reminds 'pelipsky of a San Antonio River Barge Christmas Review show encounter back in the 90's. The Pile Ointment Express ain't changed a lick, since.
