The People's Cube - Political Satire

Some "greenhouse gases" don't come from a greenhouse and are deadlier than others. U.S. "Climate Envoy" John Kerry proved that by emitting an ASBD (Almost Silent But Deadly) cloud of noxious anal fumes whilst sitting between two other climate change alarmists in Dubai on Sunday.

The moment was caught on camera but cannot be seen with the naked eye:

However, this thermal image reveals the intensity of Kerry's flatulence:
And so the deaf among you can enjoy it too, here's an audio recording:
Kerry's Fart audio

Comrades, it's time to take action and permanently confine John Kerry to an air-tight room in his mansion by the sea.

https://nypost.com/2023/12/04/news/loud ... -in-dubai/
 https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/1 ... te-change/
https://www.dailywire.com/news/irony-al ... front-home

If a cow farts out in an open field, that cow must be brought into compliance. John Kerry farts in a closed room and China laughs, while enjoying coal fired electricity. There’s a joke on us in there somewhere.

(Kerrydyne Systens™ and its associates take no responsibility for unsequestered methane or evil odors clingling to surfaces as a result of use of this product) 

How many Cow Fart Units does John Kerry, a bigger-than-life character, emit in one sitting?

Perhaps climate science can create a new fart unit based on John Kerry's contributions to the atmosphere.



Volcano Releases One Trillion Cow Farts Into Atmosphere

Red Square wrote: ↑

12/6/2023, 11:44 am

How many Cow Fart Units does John Kerry, a bigger-than-life character, emits in one sitting?

It's time climate science created a new fart unit based on John Kerry's contributions to the atmosphere.

OMG, you left the ™ off of climate science™!!!!

Other than that, I™ propose the Kerry Fart Unit™ (KFU™). We cannot trust climate science™ to be objective enough to create a credible new measure of digestive tract  gas atmospheric alteration potential™ (DTGADP™). 

It's good that Kerry's tireless, firey word salad efforts did not ignite his displaced fragrant brain fog. If they had exploded, would the deaths of all the members present be considered dying of natural causes?

trashmouth wrote: ↑

12/6/2023, 12:45 pm

It's good that Kerry's tireless, firey word salad efforts did not ignite his displaced fragrant brain fog. If they had exploded, would the deaths of all the members present be considered dying of natural causes?

Only if one expresses the simplistic view that death is a natural consequence of living.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/6/2023, 7:43 pm

trashmouth wrote: ↑

12/6/2023, 12:45 pm

It's good that Kerry's tireless, firey word salad efforts did not ignite his displaced fragrant brain fog. If they had exploded, would the deaths of all the members present be considered dying of natural causes?

Only if one expresses the simplistic view that death is a natural consequence of living.
 

If John Kerry’s leaked brain fog had exploded and killed everyone in the room/city blocks, wouldn’t the deaths be recorded on Hillary’s Climate Death List?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/7/2023, 7:14 am

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/6/2023, 7:43 pm

trashmouth wrote: ↑

12/6/2023, 12:45 pm

It's good that Kerry's tireless, firey word salad efforts did not ignite his displaced fragrant brain fog. If they had exploded, would the deaths of all the members present be considered dying of natural causes?

Only if one expresses the simplistic view that death is a natural consequence of living.

If John Kerry’s leaked brain fog had exploded and killed everyone in the room/city blocks, wouldn’t the deaths be recorded on Hillary’s Climate Death List?

 

We could use a reduction in Al Gore emissions, too.