The People's Cube - Political Satire

No need to wait for the ball to drop: 2024 will be same shit, different year.



Nonetheless, Happy New Year to all comrades, aparatchiks, agitprops, useful fools and bunker guards (overtime tonight, boys, unless you're caught sleeping at your posts).

Happy New Year, Comrades. Once we clean up inside tractor barn #2 and sleep off the evenings festivities, we will be posting the new increased beet quotas for 2024.

Premier Cho Bai-Din tells us inflation is transitory there is no inflation, so nobody will have grounds to complain about the increased beets required to meet quota.

The annual Cube Drop in Beet Square this year was plentiful. And the People's Army Marching Harmonica Orchestra was playing, "It's raining cubes, Hallelujah!"

I missed the beet drop.

While I enjoy the festive atmosphere, the fear that wearing a diaper for 8 hours might excite Anderson Vanderbilt makes me abstain.

Comrades, Premier Cho Bai_Din announces his major accomplishments for the unwashed to celebrate.

Give the man and his VP of choice a moment of pride in their (cough) accomplishments...




with another tapioca pudding, and a change of DEPENDS for him; and a fresh box of Crayons with a whole fresh new legal pad for Kamala

Let's continue the list, shall we? :

Made the US Southern Border "Secure" (wink wink...)
Funded "democracy" in Ukraine (with only 10% for the Big Guy) using US tax dollars
Tackled Peace in the Middle East
Stabilized the Afghanistani International Arms export industry with our own US-made weapons and equipment
Provided "humanitarian aid" to Iran Hamas
Paid BILLIONS of dollars in ransoms and traded dangerous arms dealers for a WNBA player convicted of drug trafficking.

Come on Comrades, it's late, there's more, chime on in!

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

1/2/2024, 4:19 am

Comrades, Premier Cho Bai_Din announces his major accomplishments for the unwashed to celebrate.

Give the man and his VP of choice a moment of pride in their (cough) accomplishments...



Let's continue the list, shall we?
Come on Comrades, it's late, there's more, chime on in!

If you insist, a non-comprehensive list: 

• OPEN AND BLATANT DEFIANCE OF CONSTITUTIONAL LAW

• SUBMISSION TO GLOBALIST “NEW WORLD ORDER” AND U.N. AGENDA 2030

• INTENTIONAL EROSION OF U.S. SOVREIGNTY AND ECONOMIC SECURITY

• USE OF CLIMATE CHANGE MYTHS TO JUSTIFY RECKLESS SPENDING

• USE OF CLIMATE CHANGE MYTHS TO CAMOUFLAGE HIDDEN AGENDAS

• CATASTROPHIC FOREIGN POLICIES THAT STRENGTHEN U.S. ADVERSARIES

• MANEUVERING THE U.S. TOWARD WAR WITH WITH RUSSIA

• ARMING THE TALIBAN WITH OVER $80 BILLION IN MILITARY EQUIPMENT

• ALLOWANCE OF CONTINUED CHINESE INFILTRATION AND INFLUENCE

• IMPOSING MARXIST CRITICAL THEORY AS U.S. GOVERNMENT POLICY

• WEAKENING MILITARY WITH MARXIST DEI AND TRANS INDOCTRINATION

• DISATROUS ENERGY POLICIES THAT FAVOR CHINA AND WEAKEN THE U.S.

• EXPANSION OF GOVERNMENT AND ITS POWER OVER CITIZENS

• ARMING AND MILITARIZING  NON-LEA NON-MILITARY GOVERNMENT AGENCIES

• EXTENSION OF PERVASIVE BUREAUCRATIC REACH INTO ALL MATTERS

• POLITICAL WEAPONIZATION OF POLICE AND INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES

• ILLICIT USE OF SOCIAL MEDIA AS PROXY GOVERNMENT CENSORS

• CONSTANT EFFORTS TO CONTROL ELECTION OUTCOMES

• UNEQUAL AND ABUSIVE PROSECUTION OF POLITICAL OPPOSITION

• SMEARING FAMILIES AND PATRIOTS AS “VIOLENT DOMESTIC TERRORISTS”

• DESTRUCTIVE MONETARY POLICIES AND VASTLY INCREASED DEBT

• DENIAL OF RECORD HIGH INFLATION AND PERPETUATION THEREOF

• EFFORTS TO ELIMINATE CASH AND PRIVATE MONEY TRANSACTIONS

• ENCOURAGING THE IMPLEMENTATION OF CCP-STYLE SOCIAL CREDIT SCORES

• MANDATING INEFFECTIVE MASKING AND HARMFUL VACCINATIONS

• PROMOTION AND NORMALIZATION OF SEXUAL MENTAL ILLNESSES

• ANTI-U.S. INDOCTRINATION, MISEDUCATION AND SEXUAL ABUSE OF CHILDREN

• ILLICIT ABANDONMENT OF IMMIGRATION LAW AND BORDER SECURITY

• LAVISH BENEFITS FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/UNVERIFIED ASYLUM SEEKERS

• FACILITATION OF VIOLENT CRIMINAL ACTIVITY AND ITS GROWTH

• IGNORING THE UNABATED AND INCREASED IMPORTATION OF FENTANYL

• GROSS MISHANDLING OF DOMESTIC CRISES

• PROCEEDING AGAINST THE WELL-BEING OF U.S. CITIZENS IN ALL MATTERS

• ENGAGING IN THE WILLFUL DESTRUCTION OF THE UNITED STATES

‘pelipsky remembers the people damaged by the Biden Administration, like the guy who thought he was financially secure working on the Keystone Pipeline, so he purchased a new car for the family. Day One Executive Order and his family’s financial world was destroyed.

Or, how the cost of insulin skyrocketed for diabetics after another Biden Administration Executive Order.

The little people took it on the chin, for Biden’s accomplishments.

Per Kamrade Colonel Obyezyana

"• USE OF CLIMATE CHANGE MYTHS TO JUSTIFY RECKLESS SPENDING

• USE OF CLIMATE CHANGE MYTHS TO CAMOUFLAGE HIDDEN AGENDAS"



Liberalism 101 Lesson 37:

The Scientific method as practiced by scientists:

* Ask a question

* Do background research

* Construct a hypothesis

* Test your hypothesis by performing an experiment

* Analyze your data and draw a conclusion

* Be able to repeat the same experiment and get the same results.

* Communicate Your Results

The Scientific Method as practiced by Liberal Marxist Progressives:

* Create out of whole cloth a problem for which You have a Collectivist Solution®

* Find celebrities to champion it

* Blame the problem on the opposition

* Test your hypothesis by the extent to which it demonstrates your Compassion and Caring®

* Raise taxes to fund your solution

* Wear the Right Colored Ribbon

*Collude with other like-minded scientists to ensure Conformity of Thought®

*Sue anyone who challenges your methods.

*Ostracize any scientist who doesn't conform to your Thought Consensus®

*Hide and or manipulate results to make it conform to your solution

* Fund only research that supports your hypothesis and Collectivist Solution®

* Trot out a mentally challenged teenager with Asperger's syndrome to harangue Climate Deniers® P.S., don’t forget to recycle pizza boxes to reinforce the Collectivist Solution®

* Frighten your own children so they will, in turn, frighten other children into conforming to your Thought Consensus®

* Bore the hoi polloi to death with endless climate disaster documentaries pushing your narrative, Conformity of Thought®, Thought Consensus®, and Collectivist Solution®

* Blizzard, Alberta Clipper, and Whiteout are anachronistic words. Bomb Cyclone and Polar Vortex must be applied instead as they fit the Thought Consensus®

* Sabotage the luxury SUVs of Marxist Progressive Socialists in order to keep them in line with your Conformity of Thought®, Thought Consensus®, and Collectivist Solution®

* Vandalize famous works of art. Crazy works well to bring Climate deniers into the Thought Consensus®

* Employ our State/Party controlled Marxist Progressive Socialist Media Minions to extort the lowly peons with ‘Carbon Passports’ just in time the holiday season. “Over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s House we go” is a quaint memory for rustics, especially when combined with our Carbon Taxation Collectivist Solution®, this will be the gift from the Benevolent God, our Government: A planet swept clean of the human contagion.

* When all else fails, LIE to protect your hypothesis



Oh, and Newpy Hap Year! A round of Beet Vodka for all...

Kommissar Uberdave wrote: ↑

1/2/2024, 1:30 pm

Liberalism 101 Lesson 37:

The Scientific method as practiced by scientists:

* Ask a question

* Do background research

Exactly.