The People's Cube - Political Satire

These guys were dancing in NY subway, and all I did was pick different misic. Now I can't decide, which one is better, Hava Nagila, or the Ukrainian Hopak. See them both to compare. The winning soundtrack will be played by DJ Ivan at the next collective dancing and marching event behind Tractor Barn #2.

I generally prefer a six-Hopak to have-a-tequila. Tequila often has a dead worm in the bottom of the bottle, proving that it is strong enough to drown a worm.

Ivan Betinov wrote: ↑

1/13/2024, 9:35 pm

I generally prefer a six-Hopak to have-a-tequila. Tequila often has a dead worm in the bottom of the bottle, proving that it is strong enough to drown a worm.

That's not tequila, Comrade, it's mezcal. And it's not a worm, it's a caterpillar (and it feels like it's covered with tiny fishhooks when you swallow it}.

Red Square wrote: ↑

1/13/2024, 8:32 pm

These guys were dancing in NY subway, and all I did was pick different misic. Now I can't decide, which one is better, Hava Nagila, or the Ukrainian Hopak. See them both to compare. The winning soundtrack will be played by DJ Ivan at the next collective dancing and marching event behind Tractor Barn #2.

For maximum bounce, the Dance or Skverer Hasidim: 



[Sorry, I didn't have time to dub the Hokey Pokey over the soundtrack.] 

If anyone's interested, here's the Hopak at a rehearsal, without the distracting folk costumes and the gigantic wide pants that no one wears anymore. They did wear them, in the times of Taras Bulba, when the Ukrainian Cossacks fought the Turks and the Poles, and sometimes the Russians.

My legs hurt from just watching it.

Thank you for the pedantic correction Colonel. It is one of the reasons you are so well loved and respected in the collective.

Apparently, you have been acquiring your tequila somewhere other than an approved Party Distribution Point; Other Ivan is very careful to drown a worm in every bottle of tequila distilled in Tractor Barn #2.

Ivan Betinov wrote: ↑

1/13/2024, 11:17 pm

Thank you...Colonel. 

Apparently, you have been acquiring your tequila somewhere other than an approved Party Distribution Point; Other Ivan is very careful to drown a worm in every bottle of tequila distilled in Tractor Barn #2.

You're welcome, Comrade, and you're correct.

When I was a very young colonel, I often crossed the border (while we had one) into Mexico. Due to my ability to speak some Mexiconese—and my physical colonel general appearance—I think I easily passed as a native.

Apparently, my medal-covered uniform was discreet enough to go unnoticed, although a few pointed at me and ran, yelling, "Gorilla," which of course means "warrior" everywhere south of the border except maybe the Guyanas, Brazil and Antarctica.

For only 10 paystos, or drachma, or zloty (or whatever they call it down there) I could hire a cab for an entire night with a single command: "Vamoose a las casas de las gatas." 

Realizing his good fortune, my grinning cab driver would hit the gas and take me on a tour of the finest establishments in town, and would even accompany me, sitting at the bar and sipping cold servestas (or whatever they call beer down there), while I gulped a few glasses of Mezcal (that's Mexiconese for "cheap-ass ghetto-tier cactus hootch") until the fat lady wearing way too much make-up would introduce me to some local girls who were so very lonely that they couldn't sleep.

After I'd help one or two (or three or five) of those poor girls "go to sleep," I'd collect my driver and roll to the next establishment for round two (or three). It was at one of these places that I inadvertently swallowed a so-called worm and it got caught in my throat.

Not wanting to make a spectacle of myself, I didn't dare gag or cough (or spit on the stylishly arranged piles of sawdust on the floor), so I grabbed someone's glass of servesta (or whatever they call it down there) and chugged it, sending the clingy insect to the depths of my digestive tract and hoping it wouldn't "hang on" when it arrived at the exit portal.

If I'd known back then that there was beetroot tequila in the USSA, I might never have ventured across the Rio Grande (or whatever they call that big river down there). 

Maybe.

I have a People's Cube page on Facebook, and also a personal account, which is required to have a page. And, while on X these videos didn't pick up, on Facebook both of them have become more viral than many of our other posts. Curiously, some commenters didn't realize this was a remix, and some thought the Ukrainian song was also Jewish. But the overwhelming response was love and excitement. 

The People's Cube page is more visited than the personal one, so I'll give you the stats from it, five days after it was posted.

The dance to Jewish music - 
630,000 views, 32,000 likes, 1,400 comments, 10,000 shares

The dance to Ukrainian music -
17,000 views, 58 likes, 81 comments, 217 shares