Political humor and satire from the original Party Organ of Record.
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Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote: ↑3/10/2024, 11:23 amthe clock on the wall indicates "Five to Seven"...
No coincident the constitution and electoral code of Turkmenistan was amended in 2016 to remove the upper age limit of 70 for presidential candidates, extend the presidential term from five to seven years, and eliminate the right of public associations to nominate presidential candidates. Think of the possibility.
An epic failure? Only an extreme ultra-far-right wingnut could spin what was clearly a spectacular success in such a way.Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑3/10/2024, 8:46 am[CLICK ANY FOR LARGER]AT A CAMPAIGN RALLY, JOE TRIED USING "THE FORCE" TO LEVITATE HIS AUDIENCE
IT WAS AN EPIC FAILURE
I don't doubt your story, Comrade. It's at least as believable as this book being the #1 bestseller on Amazon in 1942:Red Square wrote: ↑3/10/2024, 1:22 pmAn epic failure? Only an extreme ultra-far-right wingnut could spin what was clearly a spectacular success in such a way.
Do you see any audience?
You don't because Biden successfully levitated everyone from their chairs, sending them soaring. The only one who remained seated is a known right-winger, desperately trying to shield himself from the Force.
And if you doubt this, there are 50 top retired intelligence experts ready to sign a letter affirming its truth. That, and Alexandria O'Cortez, who, though not present, felt as if she were, and found it scary.
