To me, trained in Marxism by Soviet mentors, the idea of non-binary genders sounds more like Trotsky tripping on hallucinogenic fungi. In Marxist dating, there's just two swipes: workers and collective farmers. It's not about finding the one, it's about uniting the masses!
The socialist masses aren’t divided into oppressors and the oppressed. The oppressor's identity varies with positions, ensuring each comrade gets a turn at being oppressed - gender equality achieved under the keen gaze of State Security.
True non-binarity only emerges in bread lines, where all comrades stand equal in their hunger and anticipation of the state's bounty.
So, forward, comrades, beyond this capitalist gender chaos and to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday! Workers and collective farmers, unite!
What a remarkable instance of common ground between reality and Marxism: it just so happens that biological science also recognizes only two genders!
We might engage in the hard work (clearly labor for Gender A) of distinguishing the subtle differences between Marxist and Scientific views on this topic, but why get into the weeds (clearly labor for Gender B)?
3/10/2024, 8:38 pm
Margaret
What we need is a good survivor reality TV show called Bread Line. Who will be the last comrade standing?
What we need is a good survivor reality TV show called Bread Line. Who will be the last comrade standing?
Indeed, the scene unfolds vividly: The camera glides past the subdued faces and vacant gazes of those lined up on the sidewalk near the store, their silence punctuated only by occasional sighs and coughs. This calm is sporadically shattered by the sudden outbreak of scuffles over line-jumping attempts, or by someone whispering a vague curse, promptly silenced as the police swoop in for an arrest.
Shifting to Camera B at the back door, we witness VIPs in expensive coats, arriving in sleek black Volgas. They enter without a line and exit moments later with bags filled with provisions that will never appear on the shelves on the main floor.
In the next episode, we return to the same line, now with several already familiar grim-faced individuals inching slightly closer to the store's entrance.
I'm sure Paul Krugman will write a glowing review, hailing this as a triumph of efficiency and recommending this economic model in his next column in The New York Times.
I'm sure Paul Krugman will write a glowing review, hailing this as a triumph of efficiency and recommending this economic model in his next column in The New York Times.
Bread lines are a sure sign of a robust healthy economy!
3/11/2024, 9:48 am
Ivan Betinov
Bread lines were proof of the superiority of Soviet Bread: the People were willing to stand in line for hours to get it, and the bakers were unable to keep up with the Peoples' insatiable demand for its quality and goodness.
Bread lines were proof of the superiority of Soviet Bread: the People were willing to stand in line for hours to get it, and the bakers were unable to keep up with the Peoples' insatiable demand for its quality and goodness.
Just like the perfect beet flour waffles at TPC secret underground bunker Waffle House. Waffle Lines never looked so good.
3/11/2024, 7:55 pm
Red Square
Once again, I misread it as Luftwaffle.
3/11/2024, 9:19 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
3/12/2024, 8:56 am
jackalopelipsky
Beet Waffle and a Show - only at TPC's Secret Underground Bunker Waffle Haus. Get in line, now, comrades.
3/12/2024, 10:12 am
Colonel Obyezyana
3/13/2024, 10:32 am
Kommissar Uberdave
Kommrads, our Klimate Stasi fellow travelers remind us that all farming must cease. If not, the planet will obviously be destroyed by Climate Change® (warning, Climate Change® is the exclusive property of Leftist Propaganda Inc.)
Wild beet vodka and grubs in celebration, for we're all worker's in the new unitary universe!
(One might note that Tik Tok is a Chinese Communist Party run site and spy network device.)
Bread lines were proof of the superiority of Soviet Bread: the People were willing to stand in line for hours to get it, and the bakers were unable to keep up with the Peoples' insatiable demand for its quality and goodness.
Comrade Brain-in-jar, Sup?
3/13/2024, 10:13 pm
Ivan Betinov
Just living the Life of Riley, Reiuxcat. Of course, Riley is gonna be really pissed when he discovers the identity theft.
